defyoner Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 seeing as though i always seem to hurt myself and do stupid shit i figured id make an awesome superthread about stupid shit that ends up as wounds or pain. today, July 12th, ~9:45pm.. i went swimming. decided to try to swim legnth wise under water starting in the shallow end (ive done this before with no messups). so i go under water.. push off the wall.. get about 6 feet forward from my launch and my face meets the bottom of the pool. now it looks like i got strong armed by a sandpaper man. i bled quite a bit in the pool so that was kinda cool. but then it started burning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 ew. better neosporin that :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 you and your fucking aids water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 this is no shit. yesterday me and my bro were fishing, we were done and started walking done the wharf when we saw this little fish swimming along the surface of the water. My brother crept up and grabbed it just as it was about to pass under the whaft. It was a perfect tiny miniature baby shark, about 15 centimetres. it gave my bro a nice little cut. We put it back. I wish i had a fish tank for it, it was sooo radtastic. no camera unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodtimes105 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Awesome!!! its like misjudging the depth of a pool and jumping in head first. feels grrrrrrreaat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 atleast i didnt break my nose. but i have a really nice big scratch/cut on it.. like i got hit with a chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodtimes105 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 cool! scars get chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 the only recent accident i've had is being a retard and wearing a pair of flipflops with no tread left on the bottom, thus allowing me to slide 5 feet across the trainstation parkinglot, removing a layer of skin off of my foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 The next time I accidentley ram my toes into an object in my house, I swear to Allah i'm going to kill someone. P.s Post 666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 My seat post was too high on the ole Bridgestone, so my nads were killin me. Instead of pulling over and fixing it I held onto the seatpost with both hands and hoisted my balls off the saddle. Then the brilliant idea of going round turns in this position pops into the brainium, and it works for the first two turns. Third's the charm: goodbye entire skin from wrist to armpit, and knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I burned my finger surprisingly badly by trying to grill a hostess cupcake last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Oh, and another time my friends and I were racing shifter karts. It was fucking hot outside so I had my FLAME REDARDENT suit's sleeves rolled up... eventually there was an accident and my forearm got banged against the engine behind the seat. That left a two and a half inch scar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 suprisingly i havent burned myself lately.. and on top of that, i just rekindled my love for strike any where matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 :lol: grilling a hostess cupcake? hahaha. nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yeah. It was delicious, but the filling basically turns into napalm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I'm good at this shit. Kitchen burns are my specialty...been lucky lately, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 burns huh? "kitchen burns" riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight is that what you tried telling the fbi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Oops. I'm sorry I thought this was the pot-head thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 most of my self inflicted wounds are done while snowboarding or at work I have this problem with not watching where I'm going and walking into things, elbow first, stubbed toes, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 any of you guys remember my drunken experiments with self applied accupuncture? cause i'm pretty sure that falls into the 'bad idea' catagory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 dude,, u can do accupuncture? ive got some digestive issues and aches and pains, help me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 digestive issues? read: big dumps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 any of you guys remember my drunken experiments with self applied accupuncture? cause i'm pretty sure that falls into the 'bad idea' catagory. that might have been during my mandatory vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 nah ulcers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Boxcutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 one of the worst things that has happened to me is when i was 8 yo i tighed a ribbon around my leg and the other end around a bar on my top bunk (i was trying bungy jumping) and wen i fell the ribbon cut my skin and the bunk fell on my, all i got was a cut ankle and one big bruse on my back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 yesterday i was climbing up a telephone pole next to a roof to get ontop of the roof, i went to grab one of the wires on the pole (i have done this before and climbed up this pole many of times) when the wire breaks and i slip back off the pole all the way down to the sidewalk. I knocked the wind out of myself and got quite the scrapes and bruises on my ass but its funny ass i look back on it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 isn't this what alcohol is for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 so i totally look like i got my ass kicked. this is not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 No, Cash, they're from actually making food. Believe it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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