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A late night snack attack could not have come at a better time. I caught a bunch of goddamn ants on the verge of swarming some crumbs on a cutting boards so i got to spend 20 minutes at 3 a.m. slaughtering the little fuckers, down the table leg, across my living room and back to a tiny ass crack by my door.

 

With the weather getting warmer they're heading inside looking for grub and water. I hate ants with a passion.....

 

But seriously, had I not gotten up, it would have been a skin crawling infestation rather than the brief sweep and clear mission had I not woken up to get some food. A scattered scout party....that's fine.....a pulsating black horde.....disgusting.

 

 

ANyone else dealing with ants?

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Whatever, man, the centipedes are back in full force at my house. They're size of mice, and damn fucking creepy.

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Only thing I ever get in my house are a few spiders...when I was in the Bronx I was fuckin creeped the fuck out by all the roaches, small as they were. Everyone else was so whatever about it, shit was weird

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Man I had black ants off and on for a couple years in my kitchen. I could always keep them fully controlled with some of those sticky baits, syrup or something but... still, I had a fucking WAR with ants on my house for like 2 years. They would troop around all four sides and go up into the attic, it seemed. I poisened them and sprayed them and shit, sometimes every night for a month. I had this oak tree, now a 16ft stump, and no ants in the kitchen or the house... well, not exactly NO ants in the kitchen, just lately I have noticed that every night there are one or two carpenter ants in the kitchen but they aren't interested in the sugar or crumbs as far as I can tell, they just sort of wander around until I squuish 'em and throw them in the drain. They aren't interested in the sticky bait unfortunately but, since I'm gonna refurb it in a couple years I'm just gonna stick with the physical attacks...

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You know what works and is on a Mr. Wizard tip?

 

Chalk.

 

As weird as it sounds, ants will NOT cross a line of chalk...i think it fucks with the chemical receptors they use to follow and communicate properly with one another.

 

My ex gf had a bad ant problem in her driveway so one day i poured lighter fluid down all the cracks and set'em on fire.

 

Fire.......it's always such a good fall back in situations like these

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You know what works and is on a Mr. Wizard tip?

 

Chalk.

 

As weird as it sounds, ants will NOT cross a line of chalk...i think it fucks with the chemical receptors they use to follow and communicate properly with one another.

 

Word? That's weird as a muthafucka

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ok, so ants won't cross chalk lines,

fire works, bug spray, but how do

you get a failed 80's rock star out

of your house?

 

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ha ha, aww man, don't have any lined up at this moment but give me this weekend and we'll see what happens.

 

First i need to take care of these goddamn ants.....\

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