shameless self promotion Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Drinking leads to chain smoking which leads to rolling a blunt. This leads to me being drunk and high, which leads to me talking slow and slurred. Note: This happened last weekend at a friends house. Blatantly drunk at 3am I plugged his guitar in and turned up the volume as loud as I could stand and launched into my own musical version of Jimi Hendrix's Red House. The cops came 10 min later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I talk mad shit to random people (which I do alot anyways) Write on alot of shit (same deal as above) Tell my friends how much I love them I'm a real bad drunk dialer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Beat up people who are more drunk than I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 that's why whenever I eat pussy' date=' i make sure the girl goes in the bathroom and extensively cleans herself first...I'm talking roto rooter cleansing.[/quote'] How romantic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 got drunk yesterday, threw a trolley down onto the tracks then joined about 15 people in showering it with bottles. the day also involved a bbq, party masks and whistle's, oh yeah lots of beer. writing on stuff. writing dumb stuff like if you buff this you will have bad luck for 7 years". i also found a sailer hat and whore that. i dont know what else. it was awesome though thread should definately start including photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Beat up people who are more drunk than I. oh i remember commiting some serious beatdowns with you... also dancing is always gold while drunk.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 when i get drunk i normally get really hungry and have to get loads of food well i think i want loads and loads of food but prob only eat bout half of it the rest gets thrown at ppl or mashed into someones face... the next day we normally have somestill in our hair or over our clothes but wat can ya do its funny at the time!! sometimes when we walkin home we'd get plant pots and stuff from ppls gardens and put them into one of our mates gardens that went in early.. we also have a habit of gettin "for sale" signs and putting them in another persons garden jus for the laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 im a wierd drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 do you cry like MAR or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 i dont like being drunk at all however i do enjoy going to bed mildy drunk at the end of the night, its such a good feelinhg because im out like a lamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 i wish food always tasted as good as it does when drunk. the microwave produces gourmet meals in the right state of alcohol abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I JUMP OFF OF SIX FOOT HIGH TRAILER RAMPS AND FALL ON MY FACE IN FRONT OF FAMILIES AND THEIR KIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 i pick fights, get kicked out of bars, try to hit on anything with a vag and call my ex to try to convince her to take me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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