I.C.Shadow Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Shave and grow it back, that's what I've done in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 That sucks, last month I called into the bosses office because of my attempt at growing a beard. They said chop it off and iron your shirt. Fucking jobs. We have employess that wear ball caps and jeans to work and they're worried about some hair on my chinny chin chin? How long has it been since you had a smooth face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Feb 14 2006, 10:50 PM Shave and grow it back, that's what I've done in the past. Quoted post me too... i hate shaving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Originally posted by T.T Boy@Feb 14 2006, 11:47 PM well, apparently a moustache is ok, so maybe ill go in with a handlebar moustache, or a hipster moustache. Quoted post YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 just measure the cost to benefit ratio, here i devised this equaltion for you: x = measure of happiness your beard gives you (1-10 scale) y = pay rate of job (1-10 scale i.e. min wage=1, hella bank=10) 2x - 3y = R if R is positive shave it, if it is negative, fuck the job good luck g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grc Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 not by choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 minor addition to the equation: B=boobs(which job has more/better on a scale 1-10) x = measure of happiness your beard gives you (1-10 scale) y = pay rate of job (1-10 scale i.e. min wage=1, hella bank=10) 2x - 3y = R<B if R is positive shave it, if it is negative, fuck the job. but if if B is greater than R than shave it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 beards grow back good jobs are hard to find- ** Note good Jobs not well paying ones** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 go in on the first day with a sweet stache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 i went with the moustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 the beard remains. whether its visible or not. knowledge, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I just shaved mine off last week, but it was time. Plus, my new ID has me in full lumberjack effect..I wonder how I'm gonna buy up now. Oh, wait...I'm 32. It doesn't matter anymore. Although without the beard I look 25 or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 ...too late but.. don't shave. i like it when guys have a scruffy beard. TT looks good with a beard i don't really care for moustaches though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I think I've grown and shaved my beard about three times this winter already. I get bored pretty easily. I'd rock a handlebar mustache...but I can't get the connectors to grow in between the stache and beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 shave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I hadn't seen this thread before, so when I looked at the title I thought "Hahahaha, that's a funny thread title edit, I wonder what it was changed from". Then I came in and realized that no, the title wasn't changed. This is actually about T.T Boy shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Originally posted by Future Droid@Feb 15 2006, 07:25 AM just measure the cost to benefit ratio, here i devised this equaltion for you: x = measure of happiness your beard gives you (1-10 scale) y = pay rate of job (1-10 scale i.e. min wage=1, hella bank=10) 2x - 3y = R if R is positive shave it, if it is negative, fuck the job good luck g Quoted post Sorry, but your equation is wrong. It should be "If it is negative, shave it." Look at this for example. Your beard gives you happiness equal to (1) or very little. The job pays you "hella bank" or 10. 2(1)-3(10) = 2-30 = -28. Also, assume he loves the beard like a fat kid loves chili dogs (10) and he is getting paid minimum wage (1). Then R = 2(10)-3(1) = 20-3 = 17. He should shave. So if he doesn't like the beard much but gets paid a lot, he shouldn't shave, but if he does like the beard a lot but won't get paid much he should? that doesn't make much sense. Also, the value of a nice beard and a pay increase are incommensurable. That means there is no way to create an equation to accurately account for them. In other words, you're on your own big guy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 My other job i had to shave. I could rock nothing more than a mustache. And even then we couldn't cheat. It had to end at the lip crease and couldn't go over the lips. My new job lets me rock whatever I want, beard, soulpatch, tumor whatever. Feels good. But at the same time i'm glad I did it. Because this job seems so much cooler after that experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Originally posted by T.T Boy@Feb 14 2006, 08:06 PM i got offered 2 jobs, one i have to shave and take out my "extreme" piercing, the other might suck, well, it will be horrible but i get to keep the beard. everyone who knows me, knows my beard is me. dunno if i can part with it. this is tough. Quoted post don't fucking shave man don't take your piercing out either just start a prostution ring made up of 12yr olds and destitute nuns then you will never have to work again shit i will even give you a few nuns from mine to get you on your feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 im sorry but i like beards and all the inbetweens. minus asshole 'stache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 milton, by no means was i attempting to be serious, i was just sarcastically showing how lame the tv show "numb3rs" is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 What, you're joining the Yanks or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 um.. if u have to shave.. shave at first.. once you have established yourself at the job.. fuck it, let it grow.. shaving sucks.. why do it? why make some1 shave? society is fucked up on many different levels. i havent shaved since around new years.. and i dont see it happening anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ITS WINTER..ITS OK..JUST CLEAN IT UP A BIT.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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