Frate_Raper Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 razor + upper lip= I've been shaving for to long to gank my grill. 2 hours of bleeding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Look at the bright side: at least it wasn't your nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 i did that once about 10 years back. total pain in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Amen. Nutscak + Razor = No Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 NO NO I MEANT THE LIP!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 A vaginal lip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 put some superglue on it and press it up against your nose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 at any rate, just buy yourself an electric shaver. they may not shave quite as close as a razor, but at least you won't be dragging a super sharp blade accross your skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Styptic pencils...all drug stores carry them, they stop the bleeding and only cost two bucks for a year's supply. Or, toothpaste and a piece of tissue. Ghetto, but it should get a mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Fuck, electric razors are pure torture for me...I'd rather risk nicking myself than razor burn. Plus, they just don't work. I can grow a full beard in a month. It doesn't cut it (pun intended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 It's a light trickle now.I was trying to eat lunch and my mouth was filling with blood.Ruined my poached eggs,I haven't nicked myself in years.This shit sucks! Fuck an electric shaver,they suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 damn, i was hoping this would be about sex with a bloody puss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Feb 10 2006, 05:55 PM at any rate, just buy yourself an electric shaver. Quoted post "Modern cars...they all look like electric shavers..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by deterrent@Feb 10 2006, 12:03 PM damn, i was hoping this would be about sex with a bloody puss Quoted post Trust me, its not that great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shape1369 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I think I have cut myself twice in the amount of time I have been shaving... Electric razors are cool once your skin adapts to them, but I'm sure as hell not gonna take the time for that. I'm quick enough with a razor, I think I'll stick with that. So who saw the commercial for the new razor with the single blade on the backside for more intricate shaving? I got to thinking about what happens when one is using this razor to work on their sideburns to get em straight or something, using the singular blade side. Then, next thing you know you've cut off your ear lobe because some marketing idiot didn't realize that by creating a double sided razor people will kill themselves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Feb 10 2006, 09:51 AM NO NO I MEANT THE LIP!! Quoted post Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Did anyone try the Fusion yet? I like how it comes with a mini-razor on the other end so you can clean up the sideburns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 chick bleed for days quit being such a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 you need some roca pads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 you guys shave your nuts?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 I'm going to send some Fusions to some fools I know in the bing,they're the only ones with a real use for them. My balls are soft and hairless,I only do it when my girl starts bitching and stops sucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Lips are the last place you can expect a cut to heal. I had a cut after a chapped lip day and for the rest of the winter season, anytime I would smile or sneeze, it would break back open. Not cool at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Feb 10 2006, 12:44 PM i did that once about 10 years back. total pain in the ass. Quoted post Wait.... You shave your ass?? :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Haha, fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jans89 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 thats hilarious...yeah the chapped lips thing happens to me all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 That, my friends, is why I swear by this bad boy right here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoi1 system Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 grab a tampon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 I was going to reply to this shit much earlier but i was too lazy to log on. But anywho, I shave in the shower without a mirror or cream, in all kinds of places and I have only nicked myself once. But then again I just started shaving today.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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