computernerd Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 guys are always talking about money over bitches, im bout to make some money, and my boy's like..."im going to this party, there's gonna be mad bitches there." yet he has MOB tattooed on his arm. talking about a stupid and pointless tattoo. im all about that shit, but would never get that shit tattooed to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by cloner@Dec 17 2005, 03:13 AM two things i never seen, a ufo and a bitch i need. Quoted post MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Milton@Dec 17 2005, 03:06 PM You can't just ignore a girl like "I'm not going to talk to this bitch at all." You have to talk to them, but pretend like you're not interested, once you have talked at them for a while then you can start ignoring them... Quoted post YO THIS BITCH GETS MY CHIRP FROM SOME NIGGA I CHILL WITH MAYBE ON A MONTHLY BASIS AND HIT ME UP, AND ALL I DID PRIOR TO THAT WAS BE AT A PARTY WITH HER, DRINK A BOTTLE OF PAUL MASSON TO THE GRILL, AND REALLY NOT PAY HER TOO MUCH MIND. MERO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 i agree with all this "ignoring her" stuff. It really does make the ladies want you more when you dont even give them the time of day... i guess theres something intriguing about arrogant guys. who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 word. uncle milty's on point. you can't just ignore them...you have to talk to them a little bit, be confident and act like they're just one of a million other girls that are no more special than the next one. being funny helps a whole hell of a lot as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 ^^that's the recipe right there also if you do someting "creative" or if you're "driven" bitches eat shit up like that all dizzay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 its really simple.... laughter = sex it takes a bit more to keep a girl around but that gets you in the door more often than not.....that and devistating boogie hands-esque looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 bionics don't hurt either...but humor and confidence are the big ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 "Get 'em hammered and finger 'em..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 ok..should I just give up on a having a healthy relationship with a woman now?.. I mean, seriously..wtf.. argghh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 dude we talked about this. time to let it go. start over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 yeah...you're right, but you know the usual..blah, blah, blah.. I don't want to start over either.. after this, I'm done with "relationships" for a while.. maybe just some non committed dating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 So let me take out the time to do my own percentages, particularly % dividing members of this board:* 30% of the people commenting are 18 or younger. 50% have been burned recently. 55% who say they'd rather chill with their boys and just fuck girls are homosexual. 45% who say they'd rather chill with their boys and just fuck girls are virgins. 85% of the guys are talking shit, and receive little to no ass. 50% of the guys who don't spend any money on girls only get trash 50% of the guys who dont spend any money on girls are lying. This has been a public service announcement from dubsface, a single female who has been "boo-urrrrrned" but isn't trying to act like shit is that serious. *Remember, percentages will not add up, as some members are qualified in 2+ categories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 damn, right on point as usual dubs. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I don't fall in any of those catagories.. thank.you.very.much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 also..if I remember correctly me and ABC were the only ones defending you during aforementioned "booo-urrning" ok..those last two posts..just..I'm in a mood, alright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 dumy you know I love you. I should have noted: anyone I talk to is most likely not included in the aforementioned percentages. What booo-urning do you think I'm talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 ok word..I love you too sweetheart.. also to answer your question: The I want to See You thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 haha...nice percentages dubs...but you forgot an important one...fear of commitment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...SaZiE_UnO... Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 eventually everyone will meet they significant otha.. i finally found mines after 172839856457382927347485 failed relationships... we been togetha 9 months and its perfect we drink tagetha smoke tagetha check out females togetha pluss he adore tha fact i graff.. juss moved in wit him 3 days ago nd i love itt.. lookin fo "tha one" dunn do shytt it alla matta a tym u juss find eachotha.. alla yous will see !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuyorican Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 ^^^ what in the fuck?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 sHeS a GiRl GrAfFeR DoOd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Originally posted by ...SaZiE_UnO...@Dec 23 2005, 04:32 AM eventually everyone will meet they significant otha.. i finally found mines after 172839856457382927347485 failed relationships... we been togetha 9 months and its perfect we drink tagetha smoke tagetha check out females togetha pluss he adore tha fact i graff.. juss moved in wit him 3 days ago nd i love itt.. lookin fo "tha one" dunn do shytt it alla matta a tym u juss find eachotha.. alla yous will see !! Quoted post wow. good luck i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 so u say u just moved in with him, eh? well the honeymoon faze will be over soon enough. Trust me. Just wait till u hafta start picking up after him. It gets old.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Originally posted by ...SaZiE_UnO...@Dec 23 2005, 04:32 AM eventually everyone will meet they significant otha.. i finally found mines after 172839856457382927347485 failed relationships... we been togetha 9 months and its perfect we drink tagetha smoke tagetha check out females togetha pluss he adore tha fact i graff.. juss moved in wit him 3 days ago nd i love itt.. lookin fo "tha one" dunn do shytt it alla matta a tym u juss find eachotha.. alla yous will see !! Quoted post aww heelllzaaaaa. I do's hella diz sHiTz ToO. I sMoKeZ DoGeThaZ aNd BuMp HeAdZ tOgEtHaZ and SwEePz In DeR SaMe BeDz TogEthUrZ. YoUz RigHt. GostEr WaiT fOr Da RiGhT tImEz Ya FeEeLz.. YaDidImSayInHolLaAtABeEzEY. HoLlA hOlLa? i just had to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 that bitch should definately be banned on the base of more retardism than the first 5 years of me on the board combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 maybe its one of the gays and not a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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