GREENOJOS Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by test pattern@Jun 19 2005, 02:32 PM thanks, thug ass captain planet Quoted post haaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Jun 18 2005, 10:54 PM You guys are just hating because finally, for once, on this goddamn board, we finally see a white guy come out on top. Quoted post Actually I was pulling for the white dude, because I'm tired of Mexican cholos that can't fight running their mouths. But that doesn't take away from the fact that he did a faggoty stance and flailed his arms and got a lucky punch. There was no form when it came to throwing blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by dead sentiment@Jun 19 2005, 12:15 AM meh... too much dancing around. i was expecting some sort of actual street brawl. the kung-fu stance is fucking hilarious, and totally unnecessary, regardless of what types of moves you're gonna bring out in a fight, which makes it THAT much better. Theo Huxtable is right, that was definitely a lucky punch. The mexican kid couldn't fight either, he left his grill wide open the whole time. Quoted post yeah, those kung fu stances are not necessary in a real fight. that's only textbook stuff for maintainging form and shit in a class. no real knowledgeable kung-fu guy is going to fight like that. We all seen it several times in UFC. That shit don't fly when a grappler is about to take you to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS...DONT WEAR PUMAS WITH HIGH SOCKS. MERO. GIMME DAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 hahahaha about the high socks thing, although dude had on nike cortez. most vatos in cali be wearing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 white guy: "dude, this is like the streets bro, everything goes... totally" mexican: "ehhhh holmes fuck him up frankie" black girl: "ay girrrrll i know yo azz got dis shit on video camruh! knowhuti'msayin!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Wow man, those stereotypes were on point. You're an observant little rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 you know the white dude got fucked up by the 13 other mexicans there though. Im just shocked none of them had a razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Anyone who was really an expert at whatever fighting shit that was would have just stood there all quiet waiting for the other guy to make the first move then fuck shit up. Did you ever see Bruce Lee pull some gay prep-work before he kiboshed niggas with a double roundhouse to the grill? No, you did not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 have YOU ever seen Bruce Lee in a REAL fight? No, you did not... nor did many others. Think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Id give bruce lee the exception of probly winning in almost any street fight, simple because he can jump kick anyone in the face. the only time you see kicking in a street fight is when someone is already on the ground,which is pretty pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by GREENOJOS+Jun 19 2005, 07:40 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GREENOJOS - Jun 19 2005, 07:40 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-test pattern@Jun 19 2005, 02:32 PM thanks, thug ass captain planet Quoted post haaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Quoted post [/b] This statement in the context it was used is by far one of the funniest things ever posted on 12oz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by KING BLING+Jun 19 2005, 11:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KING BLING - Jun 19 2005, 11:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by GREENOJOS@Jun 19 2005, 07:40 AM <!--QuoteBegin-test pattern@Jun 19 2005, 02:32 PM thanks, thug ass captain planet Quoted post haaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Quoted post This statement in the context it was used is by far one of the funniest things ever posted on 12oz... Quoted post [/b] agreed :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 arm bar for teh win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 point 1 : i like how the all talk guy starts bitching out and backing off before any punches are even thrown point 2: stance fag wouldve been taken down by any real fighters. in the time he took to pull his gay stance, he could gotten rushed by a barrage o' fists. real kung fu niggas snap and break ur face in a split second. they dont do gay stances edit: point 3: when mehican bends down, he should gotten a knee/foot to the face. straight up, u miss ur chances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Jun 19 2005, 02:05 PM Let me tell yall something straight up, i dont care if you take a million boxing or karate lessons, when you in the street and that beef is right in your face and ready to bang out, if you aint got the heart, all that bullshit you learned is good for nothing, its all about the heart, ive seen niggas who were golden glove boxing champions in the ring, come outside and when niggas want to pop off , they turn straight bitch and get there heads kicked in, its not about what you know, its about whats inside of you Quoted post overtly gansgter but true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 While it's true you need heart... yall are talking alot of shit on the kung fu. My father is a kung fu master who trained in china. The real shit. It ain't no fucking joke. You say oh... in a real fight blah blah blah.... but all these forms are necessary to a true martial artist. There are very complete systems. Everything is calculated perfectly, centers of balance, maximizing and concentrating force, counterforces, stance. It is an exacting science for the true martial artist. Every little detail has a purpose down to the positioning of the pinky toe. You say he's flailing his arms but you must have failed to notice that before he laid his haymaker the last "flail" was an inside block that left o boy wide open for said haymaker. It was far from a lucky shot. He even used the philosophy correctly, to only use his arts in self defense... which he did... He struck defensive postures and blocked until he MADE an opening and laid him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted June 20, 2005 Author Share Posted June 20, 2005 I head a story once, that said bruce lee was in a bar getting drunk once, and some big huge guy started with him and kicked bruce's ass, so the next day bruce came back and found the guy, and beat the living shit out of him in under 10 seconds or something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 the more i look through that bullshido site, the more i feel better about my abilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -40 trooper Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I dont know if the white dude knew karate or not but that stance messed with the mexican kid's mind..son was shook after he posed up, kept backing up and probably was second guessin the whole thing..that's when he lost...white dude siked him out with that kung fu shit and caught him with a half way decent punch..he was also a lot bigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutterpunk Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jun 18 2005, 09:11 PM the mexican got sonned... thats what happenes when your battleship mouth takes over your row boat ass... load bark but no bite.... anytime you see a dorky white person get in that stance...9 times out of 10 ..that honkey aint joking with you... Quoted post heh. no shit he didnt look like he was fucking around..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 that honky had a stance--once the hits actually came he was reacting--not responding. the stance gave him an intimidation factor though. he hit the kid hard, but he didn't do any "kung fu" shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 i hate little fags like this that get all loud and start claiming their set, then when it comes down to fighting theyre always getting beat the fuck up. i see that shit everyday at the high school i work at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by villain@Jun 20 2005, 07:20 PM While it's true you need heart... yall are talking alot of shit on the kung fu. My father is a kung fu master who trained in china. The real shit. It ain't no fucking joke. You say oh... in a real fight blah blah blah.... but all these forms are necessary to a true martial artist. There are very complete systems. Everything is calculated perfectly, centers of balance, maximizing and concentrating force, counterforces, stance. It is an exacting science for the true martial artist. Every little detail has a purpose down to the positioning of the pinky toe. You say he's flailing his arms but you must have failed to notice that before he laid his haymaker the last "flail" was an inside block that left o boy wide open for said haymaker. It was far from a lucky shot. He even used the philosophy correctly, to only use his arts in self defense... which he did... He struck defensive postures and blocked until he MADE an opening and laid him out. Quoted post my mate whose pretty strong and like 6 3 or 4" met some dude who was accomplished in some sort of martial art and let my friend punch him repeatedly in the stomache as hard as he could. it didnt do shit ...crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptheknife Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by villain@Jun 20 2005, 07:20 PM While it's true you need heart... yall are talking alot of shit on the kung fu. My father is a kung fu master who trained in china. The real shit. It ain't no fucking joke. You say oh... in a real fight blah blah blah.... but all these forms are necessary to a true martial artist. There are very complete systems. Everything is calculated perfectly, centers of balance, maximizing and concentrating force, counterforces, stance. It is an exacting science for the true martial artist. Every little detail has a purpose down to the positioning of the pinky toe. You say he's flailing his arms but you must have failed to notice that before he laid his haymaker the last "flail" was an inside block that left o boy wide open for said haymaker. It was far from a lucky shot. He even used the philosophy correctly, to only use his arts in self defense... which he did... He struck defensive postures and blocked until he MADE an opening and laid him out. Quoted post Thank god you said it. Kung fu takes many many forms and I would rather have the knowledge how to fight, that has been developed over centuries than not to be honest. Not every kid who take a kung fu class is going to be rock solid but with YEARS of dedication you can become a hard ass fucker. No doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I'm gonna have to agree with Theo whiteboy got lucky because mexiko got scared watched it again , I think villian may be right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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