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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

i went to some local yards today and interrupted this old white guy getting sucked by a blck chick.

i parked in front of his truck and didnt realise he was inside until i walked out. i saw him staring straight ahead with a serious face. as i walked past him i nodded my head and said wassup, he nodded too but kept his face still and i saw the chicks head in motion.

it was pretty funny cause he had no expression on his face.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

Del you're in Palm Springs??

 

 

YEAH RIGHT NOW, JUST MOVED BACK OUT HERE FROM SAN DIEGO.

 

 

 

 

 

aND ABOUT THE DUDE GETTING HEAD IN A TRUCK, I WAS OUT ON MY DIRT BIKE A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I SEEN SOME DUDE GETTING HEAD OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

 

 

AND A FEW MONTHS BACK I SEEN SOME DUDE GETTING ROAD HEAD IN A LAMBO

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

early morning adventures after night

 

"Yo shorty?"

"You a womens right?"

"what?"

"You a womens right?"

"right"

"So can I get your number?"

"ahhhhh, no"

"Oh I get it, You a womens you like womens, I like womens we could go get womens together"

"what?"

"Can I get your number?"

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

Only so much is critical

 

in my relation to the individual

 

I remain hieroglyphical, ripping it for

 

Fans appreciating, flows, not depreciating

 

I'll try not to keep you wanting, but I can peep you hating

 

The situation so degrading, and pitiful

 

So many butt ass tapes out man, so much shit to do

 

I been to you MC's, stead you think you got the room

 

I sock it to 'em

 

Like a flamer getting his ass beat in the locker room for peeking

 

You'll never forget the day I sent you there

 

To intensive care

 

On the respiratory, get some air

 

Breathe deeply

 

Listen to advice, you need beats see

 

Plus skills you missing on the mic

 

It's like something about my rational and analytical lobes

 

To make me gifted with flows

 

That'll get ripped fa' sho

 

On the mic I never act like I was born hard

 

Telling lies for cash or selling my ass like a porn star

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

Milky-G,

this is not the "dear____" thread, however i appreciate your emo-ness.

i will cuddle you next time i see you, but you have to bring me food and booze while im laying on your couch. we have to go out and harass the gays!!!! yipeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

p.s. IOU and Cali-G wants to join us, are they allowed?

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