Tough Love Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 i got nailed in the nuts so hard my entire lower body/stomach was hurting shit aint fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I'm listening to A Healthy Distrust by Sage Francis right now. And I wish illestpapoe would go away from ch.0 And I've had several beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 is any other guy reading this and cringing, seriously i feel like throwing up .....ouch. my whole fucking body is hurt right now just reading this. bleh getting kicked in the nuts left me paralyzed for about 10 minutes once, i think the worst that has happened was a 10 foot drop onto a steel pipe and getting knocked out..yes, that shit knocks you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 she had a c-section??? her pussy must be HUGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Feb 22 2005, 05:58 PM she had a c-section??? her pussy must be HUGE! Quoted post Did I miss something.. or is this not supposed to make any sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Im not too sure what to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 to explain... Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR«@Feb 22 2005, 01:57 AM try the size of a melon.. like a cantelope, and sometimes like a watermelon, if it's a fat baby. Quoted post this quote reminded me of that thread about the giant fucking baby and how no one on 12 ounce seemed to understand what a C section was. nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Yeah it feels like the nerves in your nuts extend to your whole fucking body and that shit will paralyze you... Good god... This thread is scary!!!! WHY!?! WHY GOD!?!? And why did you bring this up anyways? ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I read in the news this morning that some hoe in Alaska thought her man was cheating on her and she cut his penis off and flushed it. Somehow they were able to locate the severed member after it had been flushed and it was reattached..........Wouldnt it be infested with all sorts of funky bacteria if if was flushed into a sewage recepticle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 my "friend" hit my in the balls today....i was really sad, hurty, and angry all at the same time..god that pain is terrible...really fucking bad...and so suttle...fuck, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Too much cringing. Ban this topic everywhere ever, forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 ....to be as thick as a brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Thats one gangsta bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BOSTONIAN Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 i would have knocked her teeth out then put my nuts in her mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 The clitoris has about 5-7 times more nerves than any part of the penis, or any other body part. My brother kneed me in the vag when I was about 6, and you better believe my ass was on the floor crying and holding on to my muffin oven. But, dang, the girl who cut the guys dick off sure needs some fuckin time with a psych doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 WOMEN.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 BITCHES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 MUFFIN OVEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...SaZiE_UnO... Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 a couple of months ago my ex boyfriend punched me in my clit... that was definitely the worse pain of my lifee..i was on the floor crying for quite a few minutess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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