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1. FAVORITE MOVIE?

dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood........

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL?

freshh linen and clothing

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

a rose that grow from the concrete

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

getting rid of my morning wood

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

ittill i get to the phone i take my time

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?

patrickkk

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY?

cool

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

aint old enought

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?

puffy so i could smack him in his face..he makes ny look queerish

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY?

libra,march 23

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR?

now

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?

ocean, anything to do with me in it by myself

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ?

none

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT?

heaven

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's?

mcdonalds

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? - a bronx tale

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? - paint

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? - the newspaper

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? - hopefully this day will go by fast

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? - 2

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? - not having children.

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? - scary when you drive.

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? - lumina

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? - jesus

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? - scorpio

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? - now.

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? - heights

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? ketchup

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? - chicago

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? - mccy'dees.

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? Pi

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? Pussy. I feel real stupid for saying so too...

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Dune, again

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? humous on toast and coffeeeeee

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 2

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Judith

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? cool

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Toyota Starlet

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? My grandfather on my dad's side - and punch that fucker in the nuts.

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? Scorpio, 27 oct

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? 17

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? deep water

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? mustard

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? I want to go live in Long Beach, Long Island

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? Burger King

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? Chicago

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? The new guess perfume

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? none. Wasting my life away via internetsss

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? god i hate my life

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I usually don't answer

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? I can't stand kids at this point..

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? cool if i'm not caught walking somewhere in a downpour

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? mitsubishi eclipse

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? the inventor of mac n' cheese

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? libra - 10/12

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? none. they've all sucked pretty hard.

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? being lonely forever.

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? both

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? new york

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? BK

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? The Exorcist.

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? Woodstoves.

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Re-reading the best book ever written. Imajica by Clive Barker.

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Nothing. I try to spend the mornings not thingking.

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? As few as possible.

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Imogen, Felix.

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? The crazier the better.

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1965 American Rambler. Had a 440.

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Clara Bow. If you don't know, fuck you.

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? 9/23/73. Libra/Virgo. Cusp.

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? 13.

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? Complications at childbirth.

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? Ranch.

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? Japan.

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? Sonic. Suck it.

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? Too hard to answer, though my favourite acting was Pacino in Scarface.

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? Very hard question - nothing pops into my mind instantly.

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? nothing at the moment

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? have a shower or I want to sleep in.

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? random

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Monique, Monica something like that

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? cool

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? shitty hand me down XF Ford '87 gives me too much trouble and stress, I really need to get a new one.

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Jesus

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? cusp Leo/Virgo '85

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? Probalbly right now, though childhood years were awesome, so was school years.

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? Being burnt alive or drowning.

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? Tomato sauce

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? Right now Europe, then South America, then America & Canada & finally the rest of Asia, the world chico and everything in it.

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? Burger King

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE(s)? In this order, 1.Goodfellas - I can and will watch this movie at the drop of a hat, no questions asked. 2.Audition -1st Class Mind Fuck. 3.Sin City - Being a huge Frank Miller fan, this movie was heaven sent. Honorable Mention to Battle Royale..I've seen it a whole lot of times in the past 3 years.

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? Fresh Baked Bread..I live about 4-5 blocks from the Holsum plant, and I will never get tired of that smell.

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Alternately, The new issue of Wizard magazine, and Alex Ross' new series, Justice..I was reading a book about the history of pirates, but then I went to the comic book store..

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Usually, one of three things: Sex, More Sleep, or Shower.

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Three.Unless I'm busy.Then I just don't bother.

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? I'm not sure I want to have kids, but If i had a boy, his middle name would have to be Logan (I'm a fucking geek, ok?)

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? Storms rule..especially if it's warm out.

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I still have yet to own a car..I'm not in any big hurry to, either.

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Jesus Christ, Hunter Thompson, Ian Curtis.

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? Cancer 7-7-79

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? Not sure..this year has been good to me so far.

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? Once upon a time it was heights, but heavens spots made them almost tolerable (but not really)..I think it's probably death, or zombies, whichever comes first.

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? Another one that has changed with age..mustard, but just plain yellow mustard, not that fancy shit.

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? Cuba, Argentina, Germany..I want to go back to Mexico city, too.

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? Fuck you..Wendy's all day, bitches!

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? bronx tale, shallow hal, fast times at ridgemont... theres quite a few...

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? sawdust, old spice, fresh laundry

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? i was reading some chuck p. book.. lost it.

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? work..convincing myself to get up for work.

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? asap

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? mijo

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? cool.

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? buick regal. i hated it so i never drove it then got a civic.

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? i dont care.

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? libra oct. 20th 1945

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? dont have one. i have a huge life long burden that brings things down.

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? acquiring mental issues. major ones... a close family member has it. also somebody breaking into my house, it happened when i was young and its still scary.

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? mustard is nasty.

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? alaska

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? no.

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE?

-------------donny darko or city of god

2. FAVORITE SMELL?

-------------sun tan lotion on bitches

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

-------------research methods in criminology

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

--------------what do i gotta do today

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

---------------two

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?

---------------"MISTAKE"

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY?

---------COOL

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

--------------non yet

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?

----------------MY SOUL MATE.....hahaha nah joking, um...myself

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY?

-------------scorpio

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR?

----------------------19

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?

---------------------getting stabbed..............by dirty needles........with aids in em

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ?

--------------------catsup

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT?

--------------------Japan

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's?

------------------Neither

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE?

debbie does dallas, i love 70s bush porn

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL?

late afternoon seabreeze on a hot summer day in Boston

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

too many

 

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

death and why I am still alive

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

voice mail!!!

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?

jamal or if he's black, Billy-bob or Dirk

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY?

wicked pissa

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

honda accord v-6

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?

the dude who invented God

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY?

fuck off, you can determine my social security # that way

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR?

each one seems worse than the last

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?

dying in prison

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ?

spicy mustard

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT?

any American city 500 years ago

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's?

McDonalds cuz I love they breakfast and that yogurt parfait shit

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? Boondock Saints

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? Purple Urkel

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Boiling Point

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Hit snooze

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Depends on where the phone is located

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? N/A

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? Cool I suppose

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 88 Jeep

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Hugh Hefner?

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? Cancer... July

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? 21

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? Heights?

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? Mustard

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? NY

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? McDonalds

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Conspiracy Theory Time!

 

Quick history of the "self analyzing survey"

Psychologogists back in the fifties were hired by governments and big buisness to get inside the heads of citizens/consumers. The focus group, self analyzing survey became the most popular since people would take them willingly (as seen above). Before this, CIA was researching drug use as a way to get inside the mind of citizens. With the success of focus groups, the testing was dropped and now buisnesses and governments rely on focus group data to predict the success rates of products, canidates, etc.

 

Fun fact, Fox bought MySpace, CIA owns Fox. How many surveys do you think people take on myspace every minute?

 

Either way you're doing a good thing. If it wasnt for people voluntarily taking surveys, the CIA would probably still be conducting methods of drug induced interrogation on normal people.

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? crash

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? good question

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? where the wild things are

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? going back to sleep

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? usually 2

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? not sure

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? there alright

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? never owned one

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? elliot smith

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? taurus may 7th

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? 18 was alright

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? going blind

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? ketchup

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? somewhere in europe i guess

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? none

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? Requiem For A Dream

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? When you start to smell fires in the winter.

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Unfortunately, none.

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Suicide.

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? usually I don't

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? not sure

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? dope

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Honda Accord (flipped it, RIP)

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Larry David

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? taurus may 19th

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? 21

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? Public places

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? mustard

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? tokyo

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? none

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE?

papillon

2. FAVORITE SMELL?

brick lane curry smell

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

dead man running, about an MI5 mole inside the IRA. worth reading if your into that kind of thing

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

that I need a piss, generally.

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

too many

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?

Iesu

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY?

cool

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

21 and I still aint got one. I know.

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?

Jesus Christ.

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY?

pisces. I aint giving out my birthday cos I'm paranoid.

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR?

last year.

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?

needles.

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ?

ENGLISH mustard, otherwise ketchup

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT?

Buenos Aires

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's?

burger king all day blud.

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE?

christmas story

2. FAVORITE SMELL?

gasoline

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

new cookbook i got

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

coffe

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

a few

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?

boy-barron girl-hazel

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY?

cool

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

dodge dart

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?

nostradamus

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY?

cancer

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR?

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?

being helpless

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ?

both

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT?

fiji

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's?

neither

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE?

ummm. pron?

2. FAVORITE SMELL?

Footlocker/ New shoes

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

As I Lay Dying

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

...

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

I dont answer the phone

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?

i dunno

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY?

cool

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

never had one

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?

i dunno, hitler?

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY?

libra, 10/17

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR?

15

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?

leeches

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ?

ketchup

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT?

brazil

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's?

mcdonalds

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1. FAVORITE MOVIE? battle royal

 

2. FAVORITE SMELL? popcorn

 

3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? erotic massage

 

4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? why I'm not next to my girlfriend

 

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 1-2

 

6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? not sure

 

7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? delightful

 

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? mercury couger

 

9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? God, it may get violent though

 

10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? peices march 7th

 

11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? 22

 

12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? being bored/alone

 

13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? mustard

 

14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? egypt

 

15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? none

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