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I know a dude with a split tounge.

He is a real creep show.

His girlfriend is tattooed head-to-toe like a tiger.

But a real janky tribalish tiger.

Not like a pair of NFL Zubaz

Which now that I am thinking about it, if I was a person to have alot of tattoos.

I would get my legs tattooed like I was wearing Zubaz.

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So yeah.

She's trying to be some tiger lady.

With stupid facial piercings to mimick whiskers.

And here he is with a split tounge.

For some reason, I kept getting trapped into hanging out with them.

And I would always hate every minute of it.

He would inevitably start hitting on me.

And then take it too far.

It would just make his girlfriend look sad, me look uncomfortable and annoyed and him look like a complete assface.

 

So we are at his crappy hotel room drinking Sparks.

Lots of really horrible shit went down.

From him challenging some drug dealer to a fight and including me in on the fight.

Saying that he would get choked out and drug behind a dumpster.

Where his (spilt tounge creep) "bitch would kick you in the nutz for an hour, just to prove a point."

And even though his tiger striped girlfriend was there, he was telling drug dealer that I was the one who would kick him in the genitals to prove a point.

I didn't get it.

The split tounge guy never gets that I am making fun of him.

He works at a Harley Davidson shop and always tells me I should ride motorcycles.

How lame.

He buys Harley brand silk shirts with rattlesnake designs on them

And shows them off to me.

Thinking they are impressive.

 

He bought some cocaine for me.

This was after I realised that I don't even like doing cocaine.

And then he offered it to my dude.

Who has never done drugs in his life.

And has no plans on it.

Split tounge called my dude a faggot for not doing his cocaine and for not accepting his offers to sexy with his "old lady".

My dude says,

"No thanks, I don't want to fuk your old lady."

Split tounge got hostile.

I wanted to go to bed.

So we did.

On a pull-out love seat that smelled like herpes and black people.

Bed springs jabbed our faces.

We thought it was bad.

We had no idea.

Then we hear Split Tounge talking to Tiger Lady about doing the deed.

And about waking me up to join them.

I pretended like I was dead.

And wished I was.

 

We heard them sexing it for eternity.

LEss than ten feet away.

And what kept us awake was the jingle jangling.

Of his nut piercings.

Which, earlier in the evening, he had told us he posessed 30 of.

When he asked if we wanted to see him in his thong.

Real creep, that one is.

But yeah.

That was the worst night of my life.

Jingle-jangle the night away.

 

He is also into suspension hangings.

Which I think are the lamest thing ever.

 

I really hate alot of people I know.

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You guys are fools. Its seriously no big deal. Got mine done about 3 weeks ago. All healed, no problems, got some awesome pics as well, some id even say worse then those. Got some pretty nice skarification as well, procedure pics as well wheree you can see nicely into the open wound and what not, i think its interesting watching/looking at it all being done

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