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Damn, if some new member happened roll into this thread he/she'd thing I like drinking a lot or something. C'mon guys let's not give off the wrong impression, mkay? ;)

 

Seriously, thanks a bunch everyone. I just got off work and am enjoying an A. Fuente Cubanito and some Don Q Grand Añejo on the rocks. Though I'm sure to enter the world of 9-to-5 this year, I will try my best to continue rocking out as I have thus far. I still seriously feel like my mind is at age 17 (though the body is starting to feel the opposite), hopefully this day next year I'll have it down to age 12.

 

Birthday celebration thread coming soon.

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dont worry so much mamski...

the 9-5 doesnt have to change anything.

Well... I suppose it changes what time you wake up,

but that doesnt mean shit on the weekend!!!

 

woo-hoooooo!

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

Shit, who knew there were so many july birthdays??

Wish him happy birthday, you greedy suckers!

 

and here is the puerto rican flag i pass by in my near neighborhood.

guess who i think of when i see it?

Hmm.

Ok guys, bring the funk please (Poop? Chup? I'm waiting)

 

Isnt that over there on damen? anyways. I saw that picture and reminded me of my house last summer..

 

aahhhhh good times..... Thanks for the memories.

 

EDIT* its not damen.... what the hell street is that?

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Hahahaha, dude, I received 3 awesometacular gifts tonight. In order from awesome to awesomer:

 

1) A Coleman ice cooler with channel drain, tow handle, wheels, and a capacity of 84 cans + ice. You have no idea just how much this rules.

 

2) Xtreme 8 hours: Midgets 1 & 2. An eight hour midget porn DVD. I already have a midget porn VHS cassette which in the past I used to filter parties at my place (the cool people would stick around and laugh hysterically, the lame ones would leave offended). Now I have a fucking eight-hour DVD.

 

3) The best... I just came back from some heavy drinking, and found a piece of paper on my front door which says (in spanish of course):

 

"Hector:

 

Congratulations on your birthday. You will find your birthday gift in the crumpled paper above this one. I hope you enjoy it and share it wth your buddies."

 

 

In the crumpled paper above I found... a piece of burnt coal. Fucking awesomeness. I actually got coal for my birthday.

 

Good night everyone.

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aw shit! not only am I late to tell you I love you and happy birthdome but somebody else gave you coal too!!!!

 

damn, I'm sol... but if I had you addy you would have gotten 2 lumps... unfortunately you haven't seen fit to update me, I guess it's the wholesome influence of JP but...

 

sad, sad, sad...

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

I already have a midget porn VHS cassette which in the past I used to filter parties at my place (the cool people would stick around and laugh hysterically, the lame ones would leave offended).

hahaha, this is the best thing i have ever read in this forum...

 

also, happy birthday, enjoy the midget porn.

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