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well my other page is locked or whatever and since my name is in this title i'll talk here. oooohhh mamerro is such a hottie! :love2: :p and to all the guys who sent me NICE pm's thanks. some of you seem pretty cool! and seeking is funny. catch more flies with honey than vinegar haha so true! so if you're a mod does that mean you can kick people off of here? if you kick off the people who are rude to me you can see ALL the pics hahahahaha! so what is knightbats someone in the other page said i should join and they would protect me haha! u guys r kerrazy. :p

 

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oh, but there is so much more to the knightbats...

 

jessi, my dear.

 

you are correct. we are indeed crimefighters, but the true crime is that we still have not seen pictures of your breastacular tittays.

 

i am in fact the emperor of the knightbats and already have an extensive harem of fine knightbat women, so your membership would need to be earned. you are welcome to post in the greatness of my thread and bask in the glow of our knightbattasticness. but you wil not be granted membership in our exclusive club until we see some more skin. anyways, you seem like a lovely young woman and you are welcome here.

 

but you're not down unless ya give it up.

 

all the other knightbat women caved, right ladies?

 

sincizzerely yours,

 

-emperor goose lo mein

 

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Yo what it is pimps, that job I got does a crazy FBI level background check right? So on my app and in my interviews I admitted to some arrest charges this way they know in advance and no shady lies goin on to ruin my chances.

 

Now, they have an outside company (Hire Right...idiots.) do the background check and these fucks tell my HR chick (she's awesome and on my team already) that I got like 4 other charges, not including the ones I told her about. She called me talkin bout I need to clear these up before we can advance (as opposed to straight up hell naw you can't be hired regardless) further. I tell her not one of those charges are valid and they (Hire Right) are incorrecter than a muuuuug.

 

Did ya'll ever say 'mug' when you was little, like 'badder than a muuuug' or 'hotter than a muuuuug out there'?

 

So, two charges are in my county (duuuuuuuvvvaaaallllll), one is in Virginia (never been too) and the other is in St. Louis MO (never been too either). After some research and some calling, like I said none of those fuckin charges have anything to do with me. How the hell they got their information is beyond me. Fuckin fortune cookies could have done better.

 

Just as I was about to call her and let her know, she calls me first, and i'm a little apprehensive about picking it up, and she tells me that she spoke to the head HR lady there and convinced her to let me start anyway! What an awesome chick! I wanna make sex with her now. So then I told her that I found out none of them have to do with me and I called Hire Right and told them the same thing. So we laughed like giddy little girls on a pony for the first time and hung up. See you Monday, HR Slut.

 

Git 'er done.

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friday night was cool for me until the night ended......i went out to this club had a good time with my friends, and that guy i'm dating....but i drank a little to much...and my guy friends started picking on me....such as pulling my hair...and just treating me like i was a fuckin airhead..i was so pissed off...my guy had to drive himself home in my car...cause i couldn't drive....and i didn't speak to him the whole way home...when he got off...i just burned out.....i left him standing there cause i was mad.......

 

he couldn't even call me to see if my drunk ass made it home...

now i don't know what's going to happen between us....agggggh

 

i'm with gatita...that picture was not cute.........

oh at the club....they were passing out necklaces...that lit up red...but it had this cool bat on it......i hung it on my rearview mirror...representing ^o^ por vida......

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Originally posted by Glik0@Oct 30 2004, 11:23 AM

can you top it?

 

Thought not.

 

Yes I can and no I won't. Thats a very forced "Im not really attracted to girls" kiss to me, and also.. its just lips on lips.. its not likes its "lips on lips" (also known as bumpin fuzzies). That would be a different story.

 

 

-KB Intern/Miss Knowledge of What Is Sexy

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Song of the week: De La Soul - Baby Phat

It's a sure bet

When I stare into your dark browns I get

Overwhelmed, overjoyed, overstep

My bounds, on your touchy subject

Your weight, shape's not what I date

It's you, my crew don't mind it thick (Uh-uh)

Every woman ain't a video chick (Nah)

Or runway model, anorexic

I love what I can hold and grab on

So if you burn it off,keep the flab on

We gonna stay gettin our collab on (Oww)

Girl we gonna stay gettin our collab on (Ooh, ooh)

We gonna stay gettin our collab on

 

[Chorus: Devin the Dude]

Don't stuck on the things they say, now you know it's a nasty world

Tryna get witcha anyway cuz I know your a nasty girl

We's never gon' discriminate so lemme compliment your size

Oooh-ooh oooh-ooh oooooohhhh..

 

Yeah it's nothin but a litte baby, fat fat [5x]

 

[Posdnuos]

Claim you outta shape, you not outta place (Uh-uh)

You keep it natural with no powdered face

Without exercise you got the eye

Starin you down, make me wonder why

You women wanna frown at them stick figures

On them little ass girls, when a clique of niggaz

Run up and try to hurl game for real

Your frame holds appeal in the everyday

World in conceal is not the way

To go, I'm tellin you I had to let

Ya know, ya need to let it all hang

 

[Dove]

Don't be scared to show a little of that thang-thang

No matter how you weigh it girl it's femine

Got a body everybody wanna know (Yea yea)

Be the private dancer in my Luke show (C'mon girl)

Skip the salad girl, bring us both a menu

Eat the whole box of chocolates I send you (Heh)

See girl, ya more than just apple in my eye,

Confess I wanna get up in ya thighs

Downs, the rest'll tell you all the things..

 

[Chorus: Devin the Dude]

[Dove]

I love it when y'all broads wear it skintight (Skintight)

Make the big panties look like little panties (Heh)

Tryin to lose that bottom girl you been right

I saw who make ya cookies I should go and thank ya granny (Uh-huh)

Don't mind you being conscious of ya calories

If gettin paper stack man you'd get salaries

You ain't in this alone I got a tummy to

Just lemme watch the weight, don't let it trouble you (C'mere girl)

Nine ten specimen up in ya jeans

You 'bout a size seven and just make it fit

Slim Fast, lypo, and body creams

I'll put you on the dogs I got a candle lit

 

Yeah, it's nothin but a little baby, fat fat

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