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Man stuffed cat in marijuana bong 'to calm it down'

 

Area Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.

 

Sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence fined the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanour animal cruelty on Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

 

Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was fined for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt Andy Stebbing said.

 

Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.

 

Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he did nt want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they did not bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.

 

So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift pipe because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.

 

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

 

He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.

 

"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

 

The bong had a foot-long piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said the pipe was constructed in such a way that the cat did not get immersed in smoke to the extent some might believe.

 

Schomaker said law enforcement and animal specialists lectured him about why what he did was cruel, and that he learned from his mistake.

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Man stuffed cat in marijuana bong 'to calm it down'

 

Area Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.

 

Sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence fined the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanour animal cruelty on Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

 

Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was fined for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt Andy Stebbing said.

 

Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.

 

Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he did nt want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they did not bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.

 

So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift pipe because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.

 

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

 

He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.

 

"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

 

The bong had a foot-long piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said the pipe was constructed in such a way that the cat did not get immersed in smoke to the extent some might believe.

 

Schomaker said law enforcement and animal specialists lectured him about why what he did was cruel, and that he learned from his mistake.

 

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The waiter told him it was because he didn't ask and the rapper retorted, "Well, I"m asking now!" The waiter promptly got him the chicken to which Kanye responded by taking a single bite and throwing the rest out.

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