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eviltrailer77 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I just put together a flat pack chest of drawers, I'm awesome at it. So as I'm putting it together I'm thinking I can't believe people pay someone to come do this shit for them...then it hit me, possibly my best idea ever. I'm going to start my own flat pack assembly business; but what will set me apart from all the other people offering this service? I'm going to do it in my fucking underwear. I reckon I'll be loaded come Christmas and in two years I shall be able to retire from the proceeds and buy my own private island and a large native man who will wear nothing but a loin cloth and serve me cocktails with little umbrellas and cherries. Ya know, you could do theme outfits, stockings and garter belt, naughty nurse, French maid, dominatrix, Swedish milk-maid. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 "White Girl Problems" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 its a tough world out there, ponies being lost everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 hahah, dude just lost a bunch of money he didn't have to his bookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DeSent Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Wait Three days to check nonsense thread, Be stoked on five unopened pages, Get upset when pages finish, wait three more days, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Wait Three days to check nonsense thread, Be stoked on five unopened pages, Get upset when pages finish, wait three more days, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drue_Down Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeting/article/113059/100-million-atm-receipt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I run with real niggas who kill niggas Whose bread is longer then niggas and pot is filled (Caps are peeled yo) Bank holders forming a shank holder Driving costly shit, Speak in slang, Leaning like hangovers The wip glide'n, We vibe'n, We take you to the Brownsville Drive to the West side to S.I. so dress fly True violence, Living my talents, I learned to cook clean And swing and bling yo, And murder for thousands, Yep A rap pharaoh who arrow got poison in it, (Boys get it who stunt) You know I'm General like Colin Powell Meet the new team on the street, Formulated by long waited A strong operation for more, Come like Sampson Kill like a thousand off one bone And walk up on my mansion all dipped, Flip the mobile phone Flip niggas, I promise we hit big timers Bury some men, Niggas say it's cold when I switch climates (Ayo, It's real rap need ya nigga, Go in) I told men it's only one nigga that's left, He rock a gold M murcielago egg, His leg flooded Mold made out of lead, So when the snare kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drue_Down Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tavaruawon Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Wait Three days to check nonsense thread, Be stoked on five unopened pages, Get upset when pages finish, wait three more days, I think you needs ta lower your standards el brah bro. Life is more fun with lowered expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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