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Elis

 

hey there sexy pilgrim

 

you wanna come aboard my mayflower and swab my deck

4:29pmMatthew

 

how's my favorite brother doing this evening?

4:31pmElis

 

gassy..and my friend flashed me again

4:31pmMatthew

 

which one?

4:31pmElis

 

her nipples look like slim jims

 

she was all like i lost weight and my boobs shrunk

 

then flashed me...i threw up in my mouth a bit

4:33pmMatthew

 

anyone I know

 

?

4:33pmElis

 

no

4:33pmMatthew

 

good..step into a slim jim

4:33pmElis

 

you should call my friend jenni though

4:33pmMatthew

 

lol

4:33pmElis

 

get some holiday nookie

4:33pmMatthew

 

I'm in a fake relationship

4:34pmElis

 

well you can fake fake getting laid in a non committal one night stand

 

take one for the team

 

ie the me team...the woman is driving ,me batty

4:36pmMatthew

 

lol...our fake relationship is very serious..we don't see other people

4:37pmElis

 

well have her turn off the light

 

and what?

4:38pmMatthew

 

what?..you got any extra guitars?

4:40pmElis

 

no but somebody over bid that midi guitar

4:41pmMatthew

 

 

you have a copy of fight club?

 

the book

4:41pmElis

 

no but i'm at the library

4:42pmMatthew

 

they don't have it

4:42pmElis

 

i can check it out if you dont lose it or get sperm on it

4:43pmMatthew

 

I guess they do have it...not at the Sheboygan one though

 

cock suckers

4:45pmElis

 

pot calling the kettle black?

4:45pmMatthew

 

what?

 

I tried to buy it..but they were out at Waldens

 

bitches

 

4:47pmElis

 

so.....you dont cock suck?

 

screw fight club..get dune

 

i have all of them

 

dune even has old rabbi's doing ninja kicks and backflips in it

 

and a three chapter lesbian orgy

 

in the sand

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so, this dude posts some shit on here that i find funny, im like fuck it, this guy needs some props for that shit, and then this thing says to me "thanks for adding to this users reputation.may you be lucky enough to recieve the same reputation back in return."

 

wtf yo, im fuckin super cool, im just not wittty like that, i still dont have all the cool little green squares under my name tho, whatever, im not a fuckin comedian, someone should just give me props out of trust that i deserve it.

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