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i didn't get a chance to post in the blunt superthread, so this is my response to Delta9:

 

yeah..so i was thinkin see, your paragraph didn't look like you actually wrote it...so i googled it..and found the page you lifted it from:

 

Right here

 

 

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yeah. thats it.

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  • 2 months later...

"In the ad, Steve sounded like a real teddy bear, so I called him up," said Rhonda Leland, a petite 36-year-old veterinarian's assistant who is intelligent and independent, but also a dreamer. "Then, after a few weeks of dating him, it became clear that Steve wasn't interested in anything but drinking beer and watching COPS. Once, I even suggested that we go for a walk and he said, 'Walk? What do you want to walk for?' It was obvious that I had been the victim of a scam."

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uhhhhhhhhhh

 

 

Bobblist Bobblist/

here comes the prominence

im hotter than me in a prom dress/

cooler than coochie air/

blow past hoochies like i dont care/

im not gay tho/

dont love the men not even the ones that play halo/

im straighter than the blade you used to split the yayo/

i used to eat play-do/

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

shit...

My chick hates me right now.

Shit can turn serious in a second.

 

 

 

her: I FUCKIN HATE YOU

direct connection is closed.

me: i never meant for you to

her: yes u did

her: RUINER

me: it was just a joke

me: u kno i didnt mean for you to seriously ask her

me: u kno i tease u like that

her: fuck you

me: i was jk

me: jay-kay

her: trying to make me feel stupid

her: SHUT UP

me: well you were telling me something that never happened

her: fuck you

me: why

her: because u do that shit on purpose

her: try to fuck with me

me: youre the one who made something up

her: SHUT UP

her: I SWEAR UR ACTIN LIKE ART RIGHTNOW

her: THATS WHY I HATE U

me: im sorry

her: BECAUSE U ACT LIKE HE FUCKIN DOES

me: babe, i was just saying

her: I DONT FUCKIN CARE

her: SHUT UP ALREADY

me: i never meant for u to get like this

her: THERE U GO JUST LIKE HIM TRYING TO MAKE SHITLIKE ITS MY FAULT

me: u kno i dont want u to feel this way

me: its not

her: YES U FUCKIN DO

me: i kno what i did

her: FOR THE PAST TWO FUCKIN YEARS YOU HAVE

me: i dont want misery

her: YES U FUCKIN DO

me: babe please

me: dont

her: YOU KNOW WAHT HAVE ALL UR LITTLE WHORES AT SCHOOL

her: I FUCKIN HATE THIS

me: i have no one besides you in my life

her: I DONT FCKIN TRUST YOU AND I LOOK FUCKIN CRAZY

her: SHUT UP

her: U FUCKIN LIAR

me: to who?

me: i kno youre not crazy cuz i understand why

me: who else is looking at you

me: no one is

me: its just me and you

me: the way i want it to be

her: SHUT THE FUCK UP

me: babe please

her: SHUT UP

her: FUCKIN SHUT UP

me: natalie please calm down

her: I DONT FUCKIN BELIEVE YOU WHEN U TELL ME THAT

her: UR A FUCKIN LIAR

me: i kno its true, if only you could see inside me

me: if only you could see

me: that i have eyes for you

me: and only you

her: IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE WHAT U FUCKIN DID TO ME

me: youre all i fucking desire

her: FUCK YOU

her: STOP LYING

me: i wish i wouldnt do anything to you

her: STOP FUCKKIN LYIN

her: YOU FUCKIN MAKE ME CRAZY

her: U DONT EVEN FUCKIN KNOW

me: if we were together it wouldnt be like this

me: i kno

me: ive seen it

her: NO

me: maybe not from you but ive seen crazy women

her: YOU HAVENT SEEN SHIT

her: FUCK YOU

me: ive watched my mom

her: FUCK YOU

her: SHUT THE FUCK UP

her: FUCKIN SELFISH BITCH

me: how

her: YOU DONT EVEN FUCKIN CARE

her: BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW

me: i cant show you that i care

me: im never with you

her: FUCK YOU

me: why do you hate me for something i cant control

me: i wish i could show you that i care but i cant

her: YOU CANT CONTROL BEING AN ASSHOLE ANDF UCKIN RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL

me: ive tried, you may not have noticed because i actually succeeded in being calm.

me: i have calmed myself before

her: FUCK YOU

her: YOU DONT EVEN FUCKIN KNOW

her: OMG

her: I DONT WANNA FUCKIN TALK TO YOU

her: UR GUNNA MAKE ME FUCKIN CHOKE MYSELF

me: what dont i know

her: SHUT UP

her: SHUT THE FUCK UP

me: if you keep saying i dont know then let me know

me: please

her: FUCK YOU

her: I'M NOT LIKE YOU

me: i love you

her: FUCK YOU

me: what do u mean?

her: SHUT THE FUCK UP

me: why? you say i have no control, can you show me that you do?

her: I DID

me: not right now

her: I DID FOR TOO FUCKIN LONG

her: AND I NEVER GOT SHIT FROM U IN RETURN

me: so this is it

her: I KEPT MY FUCKIN MOUTH SHUT

her: I DIDNT SAY SHIT TO U

her: I NEVER DID ANYTHING

her: WHAT DID IF UCKIN DO TO YOU

me: nothing

her: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

her: WHAT DID I FUCKIN DO

me: nothing

me: im sorry

she signed off at 12:03:30 AM.

she signed on at 12:08:12 AM.

 

 

If I was an older head around here then Id probably get some sympathy points or whatever but since my postcount aint that high and i havent been registered here for a long time, Im guessing I might get some shit thrown at me.

 

 

but whatever I got some problems to deal with.

 

 

Words are always welcome.

 

 

 

This is the nonsense thread.

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In the next hour I'm calling my doctor to figure out if I have canser. (BIGGER breath)

 

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