2 blaazed Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 this thread is nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 So I'm preheating the oven, preparing to heat this pizza. I haven't eaten all day mind you so I am hungry, very hungry... I start eating a slice cold and this was the precise moment that I realized pizza is better cold and seriously... It is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 If only they were a dragon and a fly, they'd have wounderful kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enahs Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 it's probably a good thing i can't suck my own penis because i wouldnt get much else done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Originally posted by enahs@Feb 19 2005, 07:25 AM it's probably a good thing i can't suck my own penis because i wouldnt get much else done Quoted post Ayooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippingreat Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Dont be a bombaclart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 BOMBACLART, I've awlays woundered how to spell that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepyceas2- Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 lord have mercy(in my jamaican voice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 every night i have drug dreams. I rarely see drugs let alone use them but i have vivid dreams about them every night. In fact its like the only thing I remember in the morning. Last night i dreamed that was flying to europe and my flight stopped in NYC. I somehow got stuck at the police station and all these hot ass girls were in jail and on a Ketamine maintainace program. I distinctly remember the cop laying out rails of K and these chicks taking them to the dome. Then he would lead them out of the room and bring another one in. It was in a dont use drugs context too. Like look at these fucked up people that we need to feed Ketamine to or else they will explode type deal. This happened with like 4 girls ... I would hit on them....they would do some K and then they would leave. When i was let out of jail i skated to Central Park with 4 of my friends and smoked shrubs in a swamp. I remember avoiding the water and they got soaked WHAT THE FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Shit.. 2 nights ago i dreamed that i drove to a Ketamine convention in New Hampshire and they were giving away free bottles. There was only one dude that had them it was one of my profs and you had to ask him really nice and he would give you a couple bottles at a time. It was summer and there were butterflies and rolling hills and knee high grass and a stream. I remember that he was weighing his bottles to like 1.3 so i was driving back home all excited because i even though i had 7 bottles it was more like 9 Its annoying but there is absolutely nothing i can do about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 its been a bad past six months i feel like getting hit by something -a 2x4? tackled? picked up and dropped again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 bump... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 misery loves company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 pseudo kool keith rap off the top: blanket administrators release castration occupants at baskin robbins, caskets droppin 6 feet while star wars nerds beat meat, release heat from the esophagus reading aimless poetry from nostradamus, electricians fly kites wearin tye-dye shirts at gangsta block parties in south central, mental nutcases in padded rooms extorting equations from shit stain panties that your girlfriend left on my couch, ouch, its like rescuing beetlejuice from an burning building and having to give him mouth to mouth, fluctuations from quasars make Star headlines instead rhymes can't save Star Jones from obesity, leasin beats from emotional disc jockeys in jockstraps eating vernacular pistol plug-ins, contact abductions pixilate Burbank, sperm banks, military advisors and generals earn pay based on their earned rank, goat testicles embezzle several levels of hypothetical rebels, horsehead nebulae increase focal points from dark matter excavated from curvatures of day care centers, soiled kryptonite diapers, bums with windex askin to be your windshield wiper, laxatives crappin shit from these raps i spit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by GucciCondom@Jan 9 2005, 04:54 PM the glacialized anal buds will not feed henry the alligators taste for reinactment funding because hes a left-sided horse fortifier. Quoted post !!!!glacialized anal buds!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 eench? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 visions of liquid misandrist misogynist women equipped with chemotherapy patients, liasons and legions of regions involved in meaningless gore, lead pours from wastelands as aliens chase man, erase hands not in the literal sense but via photoshop version 83.2, sycophants run up to their favorite writers with their blackbooks open, hopin' to get a cope hand yet instead they get soap on a strand, not a rope but pope benedict eating belgian waffles from roscoes, ethel murks and lucy ricardo painting freight trains while fat americans continue to weight gain, wait -- pain is what i meant to say yesterday when i slept today and woke up with strep and plague, gay rights activists are emaculate when nuclear thresholds lubricate fate processors, molesters molest Moe Lester, not the one on this board but the one that lives in Santa Cruz along the California shores, he can't surf so he boogie boards, reactive hydroxide when the cops ride with fried wigs, hybrid confiscation of contraband from Japan, sinbad on the seas of tripoli, holy moly batman i'm in danger, mouse, oh croikey let's throw a house party so we can kid and play with the kids today like michael jackson. in the meantime lets get rid of gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 :shook: :shook: :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MouthfulofQuarters Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 that guy is amazing! :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 pussyfarts: the morse code of vaginas like the bat signal an shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 more than a year and were not even halfway to 100 pages, taggers are among the laziest people ever... Myself included. The following is a guide to understanding help wanted ads. What we say:Competitive Salary What we mean: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. What we say:Join our fast-paced team What we mean: We have no time to train you. What we say:Casual work atmosphere What we mean:We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. What we say: Must be deadline oriented What we mean:You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. What we say:Some overtime required What we mean:Some time each night and some time each weekend. What we say:Duties will vary What we mean:Anyone in the office can boss you around. What we say:Career-minded What we mean:Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). What we say:No phone calls please What we mean:We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. What we say:Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience What we mean:You'll need it to replace three people who just left. What we say:Requires team leadership skills What we mean:You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. What we say:Must have good communication skills What we mean:Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 That should be at the top of the help asd in everyy news paper!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 If I knew a little more about science, a little more about biology, a little more about animals, and a little more about insects my life would be completely different. (Imagine dream sequence from television now.) My name would be Gerald Oxford Donnell, and I would try my absolute hardest, with my whole heart and my whole brain to get the eggs of female flies and the sperm of male dragons to have tons of intercourse and spawn off a real dragon fly. I'd show all the jerks of the science, biology, animal, and insects communities that I was king of the laboratory.... NEW TEXT Of course the obvious name being dragonfly was wrongfully taken years ago. With this I have no problem nor need to start any quarls, thee name I bestow uponth it is Oxford not just a namesake of me but of my grandfather, for whom was the true reason I've created the dragonfly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 bad tits good tits huge tits anyone feel free to finish this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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casekonly Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 ^^^^ mom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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