Carl Winslow. Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carl Winslow. Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 porcupine. fetus ensembles gobble apricot bullets, serving ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 My penis grew an inch and a half in 4 months.No joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carl Winslow. Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 uh some of you should really look at the first page post of the thread and read the rules... and with that said.. ya know i have this reacurring dream where i'm kurt russel in that movie big trouble in little china.. and you know how at the end he's in his semi and that yheti-type monster reaches out from the truck bed...i dream he reaches through the glass and grabs my skull and crushes it...but all i feel and hear is a loud beeping noise and my head feel really numb.. not really nonsense but just a dream i've been having at least once a month for the past year...does it mean anything? that and i noticed i'm repeating my 12 oz phaze once again.. i stop for a year then pop back up//post a little here and there then i reread all the posts i missed in the whole forum..minus the metalheads..then i begin to post more frequently until i spend at least 4 hours a day on 12 oz and then i lurk for a week or two and then stop coming on tottaly..i would figure that since i can see and identify my own habits and rituals that i would break them..but why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Winslow. Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carl Winslow. Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 i had a dream this morning about using one of those T*Mobile text messengers. i ain't got one cuz i never seen the point since you can call people on cellphone (as well as text message). but maybe ill get one. damn they successful with their advertising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Winslow. Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 the glacialized anal buds will not feed henry the alligators taste for reinactment funding because hes a left-sided horse fortifier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Winslow. Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 fermented opportunity polarizers at the castle of prostitutes ignited rubberized refugees at lesbian coroner functions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GucciCondom Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 rip van fucking winkle was a wise economic refugee salesman. he once stated in his thesis that "you cannot fuck a barrel, the barrel must fuck you" and thats how charleena got accepted to Elwyn school for the mentally challenged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Winslow. Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 i came to bring the pain, hardcore to the brain, let's go inside donald trump's comb-over and see what we discover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 i came to do a back flip, me and billy smoked a fat dip, then copped me some gucci on the rack-tip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Winslow. Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 come and knock on your door (come and knock on your door) they're waiting for you (they're waiting for you) la la la la la la la three's company's too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carl Winslow. Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 visions of hot dog assimilators and demonstrators, menstruation fluids puked in putrid mutants, inoculate to ovulate bob's toupe, robbed two gays eatin yoplait off some ho's plate, usin rogaine in propane tanks with no name plates, stop off to drop off in barstow california, gastric ashes with placid masses passin gasses, sittin on on a mattress readin maxim lookin at asses, questioning my assets, the past gets on my nerves sometimes when i come to unnerve and unwind, heard some rhymes the other day about how a mother's place is in the home, she isn't allowed to roam or use the phone unless the fusion's chrome, music's prone to lose its own homegrown bastard children while masters instill winning spirits while jimmy hears it from jimney cricket, "rim me and stick it" is what most girls say, whoever wears pearls is gay, it's all about clorox from women dumb as a doornob squeeks, rum and some more scotch please, rubbin the whores knockers with floor doctors screamin i want some more ostrich, positive opticals lodgin the nocturnals at hop-scotch urinals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 poppin clorocetin ready for more beatin store defeatin leavin your whore bleedin, pez dispensors break his sensors, piss measures 44 gallons next to the jizz dentures, kids adventures, burning enourmous crack rocks, cookin crack pots and lacin them to crack spots, and crack rots, alphonso's teeth, meet the beast, injectin your anal plumage with yeast, BIATCHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 28, 2005 Author Share Posted January 28, 2005 blang blang bump.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xen Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 A true XX hermaphrodite presenting in adulthood with male sex gender identity was found to have separate vaginal and urethral openings in the perineum. A total vaginectomy was performed at the same time as total abdominal hysterectomy and gonadectomy because the vaginal opening would interfere with a urethroplasty to repair the hypospadias and chordee phallus. During this procedure prostatic tissue was excised in the area of the anterior vaginal wall adjacent to the urethra. Recommendations regarding this rare XX true hermaphroditism are put toward and observations on some bizarre features of the entity are made. The authors plead for the formation of a national register to study this interesting condition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawl Space. Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Quiche is not for men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 16, 2005 Author Share Posted February 16, 2005 oh you and your nonsense.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 If I knew a little more about science, a little more about biology, a little more about animals, and a little more about insects my life would be completely different. (Imagine dream sequence from television now.) My name would be Gerald Oxford Donnell, and I would try my absolute hardest, with my whole heart and my whole brain to get the eggs of female flies and the sperm of male dragons to have tons of intercourse and spawn off a real dragon fly. I'd show all the jerks of the science, biology, animal, and insects communities that I was king of the laboratory. They'd call me by my initials, Gee Oh Dee. They'd say things like, "I'm running to the starbucks, Gee Oh Dee how do you take your coffee?" and I'd reply "Out your ASS-HOLE!" While dragonfly would be the obvious name and my favorite for it, I must respect that it has already been taken. The next best name would be Dragon Fly, but you must pronounce the space in it, Drangon Space Fly. Which would be fitting because frankly it would look like something from "OS" (outter-space). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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