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Originally posted by Milton

Rubbish Heap:

 

Jagerbombs:

(Jagermeister shot, dropped in a pint of light lager)

Fun, quick to get you fucked up, great for parties...

 

Whats the fun of putting it in a pint of light lager? Thats halfstepping.

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Palestine One:

Muslims are not allowed to drink. I will not go against Allah in my thread, thank you.

 

When:

Vodka Martini:

Classic, Strong, None of the sissy shit...

 

Mr. ABC:

Che Guevara

(Goldsclagger

Jagermester

Jose Cuervo)

Layered like this. So pour the Jose first... You rebel you...

 

Sneak:

Alabama Slammer:

(Amaretto

Sloe Gin

Souther Comfort

Orange Juice)

Fruity enough to be good, strong enough that you can get away with it...

 

More seriously, you seem like a beer type of guy. Maybe Red Stripe?

 

No subject:

Naked Martini:

2 parts gin, Olive

Transparent, yet flavorfull...

 

Hoblow:

Its not light lager as in Bud "Light" it's just light in color, just don't go dropping your jagermeister in a pint of guiness and expecting it to taste like rose petals...

 

Test Pattern:

Manhattan:

(Burbon, Splash of sweet vermouth; chilled with a cherry)

Old school, understated, yet surprisingly strong. Classy without being pretentious...

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Ares:

Mojito

3 fresh Mint sprigs

2 tsp Sugar

3 tblsp Lemon juice (or lime), fresh

1 1/2 oz Light rum

Club soda, Chilled

 

Fresh, Hip, Loved by the ladies...

 

Kido:

Bloody Maria (Mary's mexican cousin, the ultimate hangover killer)

1 oz Tequila

2 oz Tomato juice

1 dash Lemon juice

1 dash Tabasco sauce

1 dash Celery salt

1 slice Lemon

 

Hoo ahhh, throw in some whorstishier sauce if you're brave...

 

Telo:

Black Velvet

1 Part Guinness Draught, 1 part champagne...

Like beer, but better.

 

i11igul:

Melon Ball:

1 Part Midori; 1 Part Vodka, 1 part OJ

A classic, simple but good...

 

Mr. Yuck:

Cement Mixer

(Baileys Irish Cream; Lime Juice)

See if you can hold that down without puking... I'll bet not...

 

Turbo:

Brain Hemmorage:

Baileys; Peach Schnapps; Grenadine (Vodka if you're brave)

Wild, a bit funny, feed it to your bird she'll love it.

 

DETO:

Cosmopolitan

Vodka; Triple Sec; Lime Juice; Splash of Cranberry

Pink!

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Originally posted by Milton

Mr. Yuck:

Cement Mixer

(Baileys Irish Cream; Lime Juice)

See if you can hold that down without puking... I'll bet not...

 

I bet so. I'll do video of me doing 3 of them the next time i go out. It'll be rad. And if I lose it, I will promise to spray it all over the bartender for serving it to me.
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DAMN I MISS DRINKING SOMETIMES.

 

but yeah....im with that guy, self medication got me sent out of the state for 2 years. i am that guy who after 1 drink or 1 of anything is destined to end up in the back of a bacon mobile.

 

its got its perks though...go to a party and be the only one sober....girls throw themselves at you like you're the fucking dali lama. not that i have taken advantage of this, but still.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

I bet so. I'll do video of me doing 3 of them the next time i go out. It'll be rad. And if I lose it, I will promise to spray it all over the bartender for serving it to me.

 

ha, idiot, youll see.

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Originally posted by Milton

When:

Vodka Martini:

Classic, Strong, None of the sissy shit...

 

ha nice, ill have to change my drinking spot to order a martini though

gotta love the dive bar

if it aint beer or shots, dont bother asking

 

last time i actually had a martini was in vegas new years

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26SidedCube:

Scotch and Soda

Strong, rough, not for fairies...

 

Krie:

Slippery Nipple

Sambuca; Baileys: Grenadine

A hit with the ladies, Fun, but don't expect to get fucked up off less than 8 of these...

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