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pretty slow day, time for a new thread

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what's your:

 

1. favorite magazine

2. dream job

3. perfect woman

4. worst haircut

5. worst habit

6. favorite time of day

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

8. favorite vegetable

9. first memory

10. >insert your own choice of favorite here<

 

 

 

"get drunk, get retarded"

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1.maxim

2.professional lay-z-boy tester

3.there are a bunch of hot chicks

4.the gay mushroom cut

5.biting fingernails

6.12:34 or 11:11

7.those good charlotte fags

8.carrots

9.cant remember

10.my fav. beer is.... too many to name.

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1. i used to be a magazine whore, now nothing really tickles my fancy.

 

2. cabana boy

 

3. smart, sexy, not a pushover.

 

4. the "tail"

 

5. procrastination

 

6. when i first wake up, every day brings new optimism

 

7. who cares about celebrities. I don't even hate my worst enemies.

 

8. roma tomato

 

9. dancing in the livingroom to my dads old records

 

10. favorite new thing: 32 year old hot asian lawyers

 

Bonus fave: the UFB video.

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1. favorite magazine: none (any graff mag that has my piece in it is always nice)

2. dream job: a fun, creative design job working for stussy, or a toy or art/subculture magazine

3. perfect woman: someone's who fly, plump in all the right places and doesn't talk or complain too much

4. worst haircut: in the 80's i had curly bangs that looked like a pubic hair shrub

5. worst habit: popping premature pimples and biting nails

6. favorite time of day: anytime i don't have to work

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity: hilton sisters & nicole richie

8. favorite vegetable: lettuce

9. first memory: running & locking the door on my dad who was about to belt the shit outta me

10. who do you jock the most on 12oz: devilush

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what's your:

 

1. communication arts / maxim (for the tits)

2. what i'm doing now plus a little extra scrilla

3. a hot deaf mute nympho

4. when i was little i had a typical asian kid bowl haircut..that sucked..

5. smoking

6. late night creep tip

7. carson daly / that jackoff who hosts american idol...or anyone involved with american idol (except paula abdul..she could still get it)

8. asparagus / bamboo shoots

9. falling into an open sewer in taiwan...i was 2...and looking at fish in a fountian...

10. forty three

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what's your:

 

1. I prefer reading the sunday paper..with all the sales.

2. massage therapy, which i'm gonna start soon and hope i succeed.

3. uhh....

4. I always cut my hair too fuckin short then it takes almost a year to grow back. dammit.

5. scratching...i'll scratch my scalp, face, hands,arms for no damn reason.

6. late afternoon..preferably when work lets out.

7. I FUCKING HATE that new britney spears song/video.everytime it comes on, it sticks in my head for days on end.

8. I love brocolli, potatoes, and corn.

9. getting 3rd degree sunburn on my back in texas when i was 4.

10. THe boyfriend is a definite favorite in the favorite department.

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Originally posted by effyoo

it gets on your nerves? as in you actually see people nowadays with this:

 

 

 

I rocked that in the grade 5 when i was snowshoeing in gym class

 

Where do you live? The Ozarks?

 

actually i remember when rat tails were cool..

 

and when people used to shave lines in their head...

 

when are people gonna start rockin throwback haircuts?

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More than one penis would be just another body part to please.. thats trouble.. trouble..

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it gets on your nerves? as in you actually see people nowadays with this:

 

hell yeah i see people with that. those little kids around just looking like little white trash dirty kids. i just want to rip that crap off their heads. not really but still im not feeling it at all. thanks god i never had one. i remember back in the day i went to get my haircut and the lady asked if i want the "tail" cause it was the new thing.

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Originally posted by enueone

actually i remember when rat tails were cool..

and when people used to shave lines in their head...

when are people gonna start rockin throwback haircuts?

 

my point exactly.

shaving lines in thier head? how about their eyebrows?

 

ice ice baby.

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Guest krie

1. RALPH / FHM

2. Doctor/Surgeon

3. smart, good looking, brunette, etc.

4. These retro mullet things i see everywhere (store in aus called LIVE, just bout every guy that works there has one)

5. biting my fingernails

6. beer o'clock

7. Fran Drescher aka The Nanny

8. Brocolli

9. my first bike

10. favourite animal: penguin (having a pet penguin would be so cool)

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1. The Robb Report

2. CEO

3. One that cooks and cleans...

4. I got a "fade" once

5. Lack of cleanliness

6. Midnight

7. Justin Timberlake, you are a faggot

8. are olives a vegtable?

9. Playing on the beach when I was 3

10. Creme de Menthe and Club Soda

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clout

writing for an ill magazine

kate moss

i had rad shaved in the back of my hair in 3rd grade

addition to benzos

afternoon

simple life show

tomatoe

getting lost on the PATCO

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1. favorite magazine: new yorker

2. dream job: world tour

3. perfect woman: kirsten dunst

4. worst haircut: a hideous mohawk

5. worst habit: picking my nose

6. favorite time of day: morning

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity: that guy from that movie

8. favorite vegetable: sweet potatoes

9. first memory: Being twirled around in a towel.

10. favorite thread: this one!

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Guest krie
Originally posted by bute

4. worst haircut

i had a fucking dope mullet when i was 17. i worked long and hard

so i could have it in my license photo.

 

 

:lol: good work!

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

1. favorite magazine

2. dream job

3. perfect woman

4. worst haircut

5. worst habit

6. favorite time of day

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

8. favorite vegetable

9. first memory

10. >insert your own choice of favorite here<

 

1. hotrod

2. my job but my own boss

3. drew barrymore

4. flat top

5. procrastination

6. 7:06

7. a few

8. mushrooms (theyre a vegetable right?)

9. my dad tossing me in the air

10. beer: arrogant bastard, mmm

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

1. favorite magazine

Don't read them anymore

2. dream job

Photojournalist

3. perfect woman

My girl is nearly perfect, so she'll do for now

4. worst haircut

I look good with anything, and I've had more hairstyles than David Beckham

5. worst habit

Falling asleep in night clubs

6. favorite time of day

Evening

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

I can't stand commercial RnB, and shitty Bling Hip hop.

8. favorite vegetable

Potato - It's just so versatile.

9. first memory

I can't remember.

10. Favourite cocktail

Long Island Iced Tea, ahh yeah.

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1. favorite magazine- at the moment, artillery

2. dream job- something easy and enjoyable with good pay.

3. perfect woman- im not going to go into the mental or emotional buisness, so looks wise, natalie portman.

4. worst haircut- mullet- guilty.

5. worst habit- the habit i have of making a dick of myself in front of girls.

6. favorite time of day- early morning, providing i dont feel tired or seedy.

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity- david hasselhof

8. favorite vegetable- lettuce, or macaxeira (sp?)

9. first memory- my older brother pretending to fix my trike for me.

10. favourite colour- chocolate brown.

 

 

"get drunk, get retarded"- word.

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1- magazine- a local one you fagots havent gotten in your wal marts yet

 

2- dream job- plumber

 

3- perfect woman- big fat white bitch

 

4- worst haircut- that shit the army does

 

5- worst habit- Im very violent

 

6- best time of day- about 5:00 PM

 

7- most hated celebrity- mike tyson

 

8- favorite vegetable- carrots

 

9- first memory- playing with worms in my frontyard

 

10- biggest achievment to date- black belt in Tae Kwon Do

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

what's your:

 

1. favorite magazine

2. dream job

3. perfect woman

4. worst haircut

5. worst habit

6. favorite time of day

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

8. favorite vegetable

9. first memory

10. >insert your own choice of favorite here<

 

 

1- Maxim.

2-that dvd one you were talking about sounded pretty good.

3-michelle pfeiffer.

4-the mushroom cut i used to think was the bomb diggity at 12

5-lazyness, extreme lazyness.

6-6:00pm

7-nicole kidman.

8-cucumber

9-about 3 minutes ago i got myself a drink, man....good times.

10- favourite washing powder OMO micro power tablets.

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1. favorite magazine

* Juxtapoz

 

2. dream job

*world traveller/anthropologist

 

3. perfect woman

*adriana lima

 

4. worst haircut

*burp*

 

5. worst habit

*picking at the skin around my nails until it bleeds

 

6. favorite time of day

*in summer, when it begins to get dark and the fireflies come out.

 

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

*can't choose just one...but rene zelweiger (?) has been up there lately.

oh, and beyonce.

 

8. favorite vegetable

*broccoli

 

9. first memory

* asking my mom to crack a pistachio nut open for me

 

10. favorite season

*summer!!

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

1. favorite magazine:

 

Wired

 

 

2. dream job

 

Concept design for movies about killer robots. To be done remotely from the caribbean.

 

 

3. perfect woman

 

Catherine Zeta Jones. Pregnant even.

 

 

4. worst haircut

 

Lightning bolts above my ears in 8th grade.

 

 

5. worst habit

 

Chewing my fingernails, and everything around them until my fingers are shot to shit.

 

 

6. favorite time of day

 

9:00 AM

 

 

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

 

Fred Durst

 

 

8. favorite vegetable

 

Jesus Potato

 

 

9. first memory

 

Riding in my baby car seat en route to my brother's 6th birthday. I was 2.

 

 

10. favorite killer robot

 

ED-209

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