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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

what's your:

1. favorite magazine

2. dream job

3. perfect woman

4. worst haircut

5. worst habit

6. favorite time of day

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

8. favorite vegetable

9. first memory

10. >insert your own choice of favorite here<

 

1. Perfect 10

2. National Geographic Photographer

3. Miss Kitten

4. That braided haircut KORN and all their idiot fans have.

5. Ball scratching

6. Late afternoon/sunset

7. All those ugly middle eastern jews on "Everybody Loves Raymond", Ray and his mutant fucking brother most of all

8. Bell Peppers

9. Christmas at my Great Grandma's, 2 years old.

10. My favorite drug is 2,5-dimethoxy-4-ethylphenethylamine

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Re: Re: pretty slow day, time for a new thread

 

Originally posted by SteveAustin

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity:

whoopie goldberg

 

I especially hated that Whoopie Goldberg movie where whoopie played an oppressed black woman doing the best she could to make it in a white man's world. Wait a minute... :rolleyes:

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1. favorite magazine

FORBES

 

2. dream job

CHEMICAL ENGINEER

 

3. perfect woman

JESSICA ALBA

 

4. worst haircut

MULLET

 

5. worst habit

BITTING NAILS

 

6. favorite time of day

3:32PM

 

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

CARSON DAILY

 

8. favorite vegetable

CORN

 

9. first memory

PLAYING NINTENDO

 

10. favorite 12oz prophet member

MR. ABC

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1. favorite magazine

 

the economist

 

2. dream job

 

this is pretty much it

 

3. perfect woman

 

petit and dark.

 

4. worst haircut

 

ask tony hawk

 

5. worst habit

 

smoking

 

6. favorite time of day

 

magic hours (dusk)

 

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

 

Stephen Dorf

 

8. favorite vegetable

 

star fish

 

9. first memory

 

muppet themed birthday

 

10. >insert your own choice of favorite here<

 

website.... if you have to ask.

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

i have some lemon garlic chicken for you if you are so inclined...i made a roast yesterday...im so housebroken, someone hurt me.

 

 

Dude, show me the way. I can't cook for shit. I've had 2 eggs explode on me like dynamites. I didn't even know they can do that. My mom always gives me the "no boy is going to marry you if you don't know how to cook" speech.

 

Other famous speeches given by my mom:

 

"Getting Pregnant Will Ruin Your Life"

 

"Interracial Marriages"

 

"Don't Marry a Broke Dumb Ass"

 

"Why You Should Stay In School"

 

and "Why My Best-Friend's Son Is In Prison"

 

 

I love her.

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^ sounds like most mothers....mine sounds exactly like that (minus the hating interracial marriages.)

 

i just remembered something you said about your mom a year or so ago where like you told her she has great breasts and to show them off and she replied with a word you taught her like "oh thats hoochie?" was that you or someone else?

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Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll

Dude, show me the way. I can't cook for shit. I've had 2 eggs explode on me like dynamites. I didn't even know they can do that. My mom always gives me the "no boy is going to marry you if you don't know how to cook" speech.

 

Other famous speeches given by my mom:

 

"Getting Pregnant Will Ruin Your Life"

 

"Interracial Marriages"

 

"Don't Marry a Broke Dumb Ass"

 

"Why You Should Stay In School"

 

and "Why My Best-Friend's Son Is In Prison"

 

 

I love her.

 

shit hit me up on AIM, im like a muffucking chef boyardee.

AIM: youthinkirock

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Originally posted by effyoo

it gets on your nerves? as in you actually see people nowadays with this:

 

 

 

I rocked that in the grade 5 when i was snowshoeing in gym class

 

That brought back alot of memories from grade 6... Did you ever have to deal with kids behind you pulling it? Fuck, that pissed me off so much...

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

what's your:

 

1. favorite magazine

i get a kick, everytime i see allure ;]

2. dream job

runway model

3. perfect woman

my mom is great

4. worst haircut

mullets

5. worst habit

klepto

6. favorite time of day

night

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

dont really care

8. favorite vegetable

mmm i like em all

9. first memory

my mom waking me up to watch seseame street when i was little

10. >insert your own choice of favorite here<

favorite thing to do these days... SLEEP;] rawr.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

what's your:

 

1. favorite magazine: ah what the fuck i read XXL

2. dream job: hustler editor

3. perfect woman: vida guerra will do

4. worst haircut: fucking close cut har with the bangs left long, on a dude

5. worst habit: chewing the skin around my nails, then ripping the skin

6. favorite time of day: 11:30 P.M.

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity: justin timberlake

8. favorite vegetable: sweet corn

9. first memory: apartments, rain and a bucket, they go together somhowe

10. favorite position to sleep in: stomach, hands under the pillow, ahhhhh

 

 

:D
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1. favorite magazine

Lowrider

2. dream job

Hmm, that guy that dont do much, but makes fat cash, yeah

3. perfect woman

smart, funny,hot

4. worst haircut

mullet

5. worst habit

acting like a dick head 24/7, like that jock kid on the foot ball team, yah!

6. favorite time of day

when the sun is setting

7. most hated television/music/movie celebrity

Teletubbys, those fuckers

8. favorite vegetable

carrots

9. first memory

my kittin

10. i rocked a tail back in the day, what! what!:lol: :lol:

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