Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart hey, I ain't afraid to admit I ws on some freaky shit and busted my joint... it was my first time at anal and I BUSTED that ass, but I also busted that little vein that goes under you dick head (and for guys with the sleeve out to the tip of the 4skin)... it got infected and the doctor said, 'We can cut of the 4skin or cut off your dick..." hahahahahahahahah. smart broke his dick. that's funny. ok, well i'm a lover not a fighter. i think i have a solution. it all has to do with the magic number 3: 3 men 3 wangs 1 woman with 3 holes =3 happy chappies and one gangbanged jewish comedy slut. whaddya say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 deto calls dibs on putting it in her mouth first.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 just don't look in my eyes when i cum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 ABC gets the backdoor then... I'm still shy about that stuff... sometimes I think I should just punish every girls anus but... you can't be mad at luck, I feel like Icarus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart ABC gets the backdoor then... I'm still shy about that stuff... sometimes I think I should just punish every girls anus but... you can't be mad at luck, I feel like Icarus... well, i'd say we've settled it then. deto gets to bust in the grill, smart gets the pink palace and your man abracadabra be slammin the back door. bitch'll be walkin funny for a month. HAHA VERY FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 holy crap, I just had a revelation... it's been nearly 6 years now and I just realized... I have SO many scars you guys just don't know... I've had GAPING wounds for months at a time (leg over the knee hard to heal) but... when I went to the doc he said "Let's just cut that" and I believed him... honestly, if it hadn't been my dick I never even would have gone to the doctor... it's my single biggest regret... that's pretty heavy shit from just some thread on 12oz but... damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart I have SO many scars you guys just don't know... I've had GAPING wounds for months at a time (leg over the knee hard to heal) but... when I went to the doc he said "Let's just cut that" and I believed him... honestly, if it hadn't been my dick I never even would have gone to the doctor... it's my single biggest regret... that's pretty heavy shit from just some thread on 12oz but... damn. how exactly did you end up with gaping wounds for months at a time? you into knife juggling or some other hippy crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 no, that was the result of the unfortunate union of my leg and a busted aluminum 'luggage rack' in the back of a jeep... it sprung up and stabbed the hell out of me, like 3 inches deep and 5 inches wide... I got it stitched but, then I met this girl and she liked doggy style and that really stresses the knees so, after the second or third day I had busted the stiches out and I just 'drained' and cleaned it a couple times a day... real fun, but gangreeene is a myth, weak ass bacteria! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC ouch you can probably understand why I didn't play that game with my unit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Re: SARAH "DIRTY MOUTH" SILVERMAN Originally posted by im not witty yea thats right, im that bored at work... inspired by the will ferrell thread. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/backagain/sarahstandup1.jpg'> a hot jewish comedian, what else can you ask for?:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Smart and you're an austrrailianinianite... you don't even speak the same language... she's all 'bar mitzvah' and 'shalom' while you're all 'map of tazzie' and 'chunder'... :lol: you know, you guys can be quite amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 bump. while deto busted all up in her grill, abracadabra and smart's dick's keept touching..... :D :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/GnomeToys/Random%20Crap%20Storage/redexformer.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 ^ haha. thats the first time i ever saw that red x guy and i like it. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Smart dude, that paper isn't EVEN college ruled :lol: i was thinkin the same thing :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 back to sarah.....? http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/the_school_of_rock/sarah_silverman/rockpre4.jpg'> http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/75th_academy_awards_parties_photos/_group_photos/jimmy_kimmel25.jpg'> http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/teen/teen_choice_awards_2003_photos/sarah_silverman/teen.jpg'> http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/vh1/vh1_fashion_awards_photos/sarah_silverman/fashion3.jpg'> http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/vh1/vh1_fashion_awards_photos/sarah_silverman/fashion2.jpg'> :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 dear god...I just realized my exgirlfriend looks just like her. <picks up phone and starts dialing> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 her nostrils look flaired 24/7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 so fucking cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 i watched her on one of those celebrity poker show things and she got her ass kicked, but she was both hilarious and super cute. and she gets endless respect from me for being part of mr show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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