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TURNING JAPANESE!?

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WOW! JAPAN IS LIKE THE TOP OF THE RABBIT'S HOLE NOW!?

NO MATTER WHAT, JAPAN IS TAKEN OVER OUR SIMPLE AMERICAN WAY!

QUINTEN TERINTINO... THAT NAME DOSN'T SOUND JAPANESE, BUT "KILL BILL" LOOKS IT!

TOM CRUISE... THE LAST SAMURI? HA HA HA!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

FIRST, WHITE PEOPLE WANT TO BE BLACK CUZ THATS WHATS "POP" (POPULAR)

NOW WE WANT TO BE ASIAN CUS THAT'S WHATS TOKYOPOP?

HOW CUTE!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

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It's japans secret plan to control the world, first they flood us with mangas, then with japanese TV-shows and before you know it you'll be eating your Hamburgers with chopsticks. And there's nothing you can do about it. They already completed phase 1, by makeing half the pussies smell like Sushi (yep, that was the yellow mafia).

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

japan is dope...you realy should'nt talk unless you have been there.

 

yeah, but kids in japan can potentially be the biggest dickriders ever....if they're not jocking the hilton sosters or david beckham, they're obsessing over the dancehall reggae trend sweeping japan. i read an article about how thousands of japanese kids are dreading their hair, over-tanning to look black, and wearing nothing but rasta colors. they latch onto other cultures like nothing i've ever seen

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NOT QUITE SURE HOW I OFFEDED YOU. NO, I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN BUT I HAVE WANTED TO LIVE THERE SINCE I WAS 10 YEARS OLD. I ALSO KNOW QUITE A FEW PEOPLE FROM JAPAN THAT HAVE JUST ARRIVED IN AMERICA WITHIN THE PAST FEW MONTHS. AND EVEN MORE THAT HAVE LIVED IN THE STATES LONGER THAN THAT. MY THREAD WASN'T ABOUT WHY THE FUCK SHOULD WE START ACTING LIKE JAPANESE. BUT WHY SHOULD AMERICAN ACTORS GIVE US THE MUSE TO BE "WANNABE" JAPANESE? ASIANS HAVE SOME OF THE DEEPEST, AND RITCHEST COULTURE IN THE WORLD... SO I SHOULD TAKE MAVERICK'S WORD FOR IT?

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Chinpokomon is soo-peh-rior rubbeh toy, Nuhmbah 1!

 

Come buy us! Chinpo-ko-mon!

 

 

We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!

 

 

What can we possubruh do with such small penis? We cannot take over your city, filled witha men awith such mastodonic penis.

 

Owatta! ["Down with"]

Beikoku! ["the U.S.A.!"]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i am a big fan of japanese culture

 

 

but not of this thread

only cause it is dumb!

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Originally posted by the_gooch

Chinpokomon is soo-peh-rior rubbeh toy, Nuhmbah 1!

 

Come buy us! Chinpo-ko-mon!

 

 

We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!

 

 

What can we possubruh do with such small penis? We cannot take over your city, filled witha men awith such mastodonic penis.

 

Owatta! ["Down with"]

Beikoku! ["the U.S.A.!"]

 

LOL.

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Number of people who got this injury from playing Takeshi's Castle

 

Broken ribs

41

 

Broken jaws

19

 

Bruised chin

312

 

Bruised shins

282

 

Knocked out

9

 

Concussion

35

 

Winded

276

 

Fractured Skull

2

 

Black eye

112

 

Torn muscles

62

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impressive

 

But you know, i don't think we whiteys are turning japanese, the blacks are turning japanese (ghost dog, wu-tang and all that - although Shaolin is chinese but who cares?) and us wiggers being what we are, now try to be black people who try to be japanese people.

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Originally posted by the_gooch

funny, i am writing a report on Hokusai as we speak.

ha, he was rad, i love his artwork. i did an assignment on him last year...

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Originally posted by Trae Parker & Matt Stone creators of South Park on JImmy Kimell Live

BEFORE WHITE PEOPLE WANTED TO BE BLACK,

NOW WHITE PEOPLE WANT TO ACT LIKE THEY ARE GAY,

WE ARE NO LONGER "WIGGERS" WE ARE NOW "WAGS"

"GAY IS THE NEW BLACK"

 

:lol:

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Originally posted by igor

funny, i don't know any white guy who wants to act gay.

 

 

wait, i do. his name

 

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tyler durden

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that metrosexuality-hype is pretty weird. I mean the media are talking about it like half the men were already running around in pink panties and the only example they keep coming up with is David Beckham.

 

who is tyler durden?

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