phels Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 my girls got a audition to be a stripper next week. not lap dancing just dancin about a pole an stuff but that still dont make me feel to good about it. dirty old mans lookin at her. she better bring home bare charlie anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 ^^good luck to your girl. i've never done that whole stripping thing, but i did take some classes for it because it's the "new workout" or some shit like that. but i couldnt handle all the perverts looking at me....esp. old perverted men. thinking about it makes me dry heave. i'm saying you're girl will be in great shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET hey dog, i left some big shoes to fill I cant gurantee filling a portion of your shoes. But I will make sure to clean up after my mess. I am well behaved and seldomly bite unwanted guest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 i spent most of my time running around w/ cats who don't hold down real jobs then i'd stumble into dev's crib around 4 or 5 and not hear her and her man have sex at 8am. then i'd get up around 2 or 3 and clean n cook. then i'd ride the ol bike they lent me around and hung w/ whomever i bumped into. dev and her man were the best hosts i've ever had and they (and everybody in SF) treated me like fam. i love that place. propers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 sounds like I need to make a visit to sf. Nothing like getting treated with love and respect. Kind of a different feeling that you dont get in ny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 no joke man, tight familia out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 yeah, we're destructive sometimes eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 i think the problem is we're chemically dependent..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 i bought a flask and i started lifting weights. things are going to get much more out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 I have never been to a strip club. I have been in a porn shop once, but just to humour my ex girlfriend. I suppose I am not a very sexually driven person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 i bought a gun and half a key. lets collaborate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET i spent most of my time running around w/ cats who don't hold down real jobs then i'd stumble into dev's crib around 4 or 5 and not hear her and her man have sex at 8am. then i'd get up around 2 or 3 and clean n cook. then i'd ride the ol bike they lent me around and hung w/ whomever i bumped into. dev and her man were the best hosts i've ever had and they (and everybody in SF) treated me like fam. i love that place. propers AND might i add that all of the people you left a dent here in sf love you to death. dev and her man are working people....then the weekend comes along...or monday...or even wed comes along and work doesnt pass our minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 devilush, please baleeb mr absleazy is planning on crashing on your couch come the american summer (just keep your fingers crossed that my tax return will be decent!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by ink Lunatic People need to come visit us in Vancouver. I recently got to meet Bobby Hope but I don't know if he had too much fun due to the fact I dragged him to an emo concert. whats not to like about hanging out with underagers at the local Croatian Cultural Center? i was very dissappointed by the quote unquote "beer garden" which was serving shitty Dos Equis... FUCK THAT>...i mean i dont get it.. why am i getting mexican lager (MEXICAN LAGER?!?!?!?) in canada? i want molson... i want labats... i want my ketchup crisps and pop... and dollar pizza... anything less is just pure insanity.... as for the emo concert... uh... lord of the bling.. that shit was hot. cheers- bobbylon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET i bought a gun and half a key. lets collaborate god i need to be back there. we need to get a building like the carter in new jack city, and fucking represent like champions. phels, i hate to say this, and id love to put it a nicer way, but if you're girl is about to be a stripper, its not the perverted guys you need to worry about, its the fact that she's an insecure whore with no self respect. haha. ive known a lot of strippers, but ive never known any that werent pretty fucking mental. well, maybe one....but i was fucking her when she was 14, so i duno.... good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 i wish i found this thread along time ago.. Titties and coke are the perfect pair. especially when u doing the coke off of their titties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 seeks/off topic but on point Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Etch, strippers, broken windows... this thread reminds me of my recent trip to Montreal. Seeks/needs to come to Brooklyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 i honestly do not remember a single second of this thread or any of the events that lead to its creation. i know i did a freight tonight that said MORE BEER MORE PILLS though. your right, i do need to make it out to ny again. a move back to philly may possibly be in the cards. who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 mmmmmMmMmMmM pills and beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 One of my co-wokers is also a part time stripper, however none of the boys have the balls to go with me and pay her a visit. no way am i going to a strip club myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 ive been to 2 strip clubs in my life. 1 was all upscale. charged me 10 dollars as the atm service fee. i wasnt even taking money out for myself, i was letting a friend of mine borrow money. anyway - it smelled like... i guess how you describe it would be if shit juice ran down and mixed with vagina juice and then rotted and crawled up my nose. the same night we went to a hole in the wall type of place and it smelled exactly the same. i did not spend one cent in either one of these places. it was seriously disgusting. i just assume they are all like that now. i also dont enjoy being teased, and paying to be teased sounds like something only someone with down syndrome would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 yeah like some of those porn shops that have the jack off booths and automaticly when u walk by the hallway entrance (not even in it just by it) it smells like Nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 this thread just reminded me of fr8oholic. i used to talk with someone on this board about baiting strippers and im pretty sure it was that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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