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phels

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  1. phels

    Lost

    watching it. its stupid but addictive. god i watched all desperate housewives n all. i aint seen charlie cookin up brown yet just eatin speed?
  2. did anyone see that shit in the daily star after the bombs 2 weeks ago "WE'LL NEVER LET THE BASTRDS WIN" centre page pull out. quality ah well, im pissed bollox to bin laden sucide bombers got bullied in school
  3. my grandad had to walk from golders green to kentish town he was pissed off
  4. trying to wank over her on mtv but the men in the group keep getting in the shot
  5. phels

    BITERS

    I used to run a website - phels.co.uk, i cant update it anymore but its still up. Now chek this site http://www.rebelliouskids.com/ the design is just a bit similar, now chek the fliks on his site, the first one is him (hes even more wigger in real life) if you got time send him some emails please, his name is ricky brownshoes an hes gettin slapped tell him were gonna creep his house an take his dads car
  6. shoes to forensics is probly waffle. keep your mouth shut an when your next interviewd you will be put back in cells and after a couple hours a nice man will come an tell you theres a lack of evidence
  7. im just gonna spoil my ballot paper that'l show em
  8. have sex in strange places then write about it on the wall
  9. phels

    k-swiss..

    why do 99% of writers in uk wear air force 1's eh
  10. mallrats lol "at my mums funeral you told everyone you could see her nipples through her burial dress"
  11. sexual predator/carpenter
  12. "SMASHED HIS CHEEKBONE OPEN ON THE FENCE TRYING TO STARE AT HIS SHOES AND CRY WHEN "BRIGHT EYES" CAME ON." the internet aint made me laugh this much in years shit
  13. he didnt even do the war memorial thing, it was when some magazine gave away banksy stencils an some prik tryin to look good thought he would get busy
  14. phels

    oh god no...

    i sent summin to the guestbook sayin now they have encouraged me to dub the local radio station. maybe next they can make a kids show about how to blackbox a mini metro
  15. a gang of asians attacked me on my way home 4 weeks ago, baseball bat style, got three big scars on my head an one on my lip where i was kicked in the face - it looks like i had surgery for a cleffed lip. fucking cunts. my boys got arrested last week after doing a beer run on an offy, one of the owners caught them an they ended up bottling him. lookin 3 months now the fool lifes like a movie
  16. an old girlfriend came tracks with me a few times, she used to put markers in her bag for me n all. girl im seein now thinks its cool but she aint really interested, graff is what me an my mates do cause we enjoy it, i think when im with some gash i should have better things to chat about
  17. fuck me i think id stop painting if it was makin me as miserable as them flids
  18. phels

    FAME

    i bought coke off jordan (big titted model if you aint heard of her) i got a photo of us somewhere
  19. chester p best mc in britain cappo unkle fester gunshot beggers unsung heroes lewis parker shameless mc yungun and the one an only MICROPHONE TERROR
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