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Man, you never know what they want you to do... some guy just told me to:

 

"Treat 'my' wood with the power and protection of orange glow"

 

I never really did this stuff but, I'm thinking of going for it, I mean, if it will make my wood glow... and then there's the 'protection'...

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The best ones' are T.V. are the Geico Insurance coms'.......I still chuckle every time I see one.....

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Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

Is that so you can find it in the dark when you're drunk?

 

oh shit, when it's dark I trip over it...

 

That's a good angle, I was mainly thinking of how it would look for 'them'... not how it would help me, good lookin' out yo!

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Originally posted by cutlips

i get a kick out of those identity theft commercials

 

$1500 for a leather boustier?!?

But what do I care?

It lifts and seperates!

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^^^^^hahahaha......that older guy with a beer in his hand sittin' on his recliner?.......priceless.that shit is funny..........but not near as funny as the white dude trying to rap on that Geico commercial.....and then the african Record exc. says..." I've some good news.....""blah,blah,blah....

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Originally posted by Smart

$1500 for a leather boustier?!?

But what do I care?

It lifts and seperates!

 

I love that whole series, but that lifts and seperates line is fucking hilarious.

 

mammacita!

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the best buy ones aren't bad..

 

and the cingular with the girls busting all of the windows out of the sorority house by screaming about 7:00 is funny..

 

commercials are definitely getting funnier..

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anyone see that diet coke commercial with the cougar and the young guy in the restauraunt? After a few times I finally noticed it was shot across the street from my old apartment.

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you know geico was originally made for military? when i called to get insurence they wouldnt insure me, what fucking sense does that make.

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<span style='color:black'>Budweiser makes the greatest commercials ever. The one where this dude is at a club sitting at a table with this girl that wont stop bitching. He looks up at his buddy and he is dancing with this chick. Then it says "we salute the wingman" or some shit like that. Haha. Absolutely brilliant. </span>:lol:

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I like the ones where the kid is walking past the street musician with his mom and he loks at the guy and says:

"Get a job..."

 

Or the clowny guy makes him a baloon giraffe at his birthday party and he says:

"I don't see it..."

 

"If your kids aren't getting enough art..."

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I LIKE IT WHEN THE EMPLOYEE PUTS BIRD SEED ON HIS COMPUTER KEYBOARD AND LEAVES THE WINDOW OPEN AND BIRDS COME IN AN PECK AT THE KEYBOARD AND HIS BOSS WALKS BY HIS OFFICE LAT NIGHT AND THINKS HES WORKING...

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the funniest commercials are cheap local ones, cuase they suck so badly next to the national ones.

Much love to locals humiliating themselves.

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im always impresed by them.. they get so much funding, and most of the cats that do em are actually interested in them as an art.. but i checked out newshooz.com (i prolly spelled that wrong), and i coultdnt stomach their promoes.. i li et elast 1 second to absorb a scene

:krunk:

herman kelly-dance to the drummers beat.

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Actually, a friend of mine retired recently, at age 35, must be nice... he was a career man as Graphic Artist... I met him through music and bands and we found we both had some similar tastes in art but... we don't really hang out, he invites me to his parties and as the years go by I know less and less people but... He started a salsa company and they show his commercials during the local time during natinonal football broadcasts...

 

Like, we see his commercial, you see some guy in your town selling you carpet... anyway, I was actually impressed by his whole thing, I mean, I always liked his art but on the daily he made produce flyers and coupon books... anyway, it's just cool to see his ad and for it to be so good, sounds like he did the music too which is pretty cool as well...

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I lstill like the Southwest Airlines commercials... 'You Know It's Football Season'...

 

Espescially the grocery cashier... "I'm Open over here..."

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no... I answered it, and, after a half hour or so, I deleted it...

 

but, for the record I said:

"Me? Yeah..."

 

*or, an hour and a half or so...

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So, I guess I've come to a breakthrough... I haven't really discussed it, but I've convinced myself that I hate the Geico "I have good news..." ads but... I find myself unable to stop from saying "Mr. Jiggy Fly, I have good news..." before I deliver bad news to people these days... I think I only like that particular ad, and only because it reminds me of so many of you 12oz kidskis!

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