Smart Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I would either go with zip-loc or tupperware... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET and drank a bottle of wine... a sixer of these babies really does the trick... http://www.avbc.com/beers/BarneyFlats.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 when you gotta go you gotta go...im a fan of the sock..extra tee shirt...maby a qucik stop to a public restroom...to pull off the ufo... WHATS THE UFO..????? the ufo is when you dont sit on the seat..you like float above it almost like a ufo then you drop your rays...( dookie's) haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 i'm the king of this... i crap like twice. maybe three times a week, and each time it's like half an hour long and i drop two inches from my waist size... nothing feeld better than when i'm dropping off the huxtables at the y for a swim...well, almost nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I weighed myself before and after taking a dump and it was a 4 pound difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I went 8 days without pooping. Northern California to mexico for vacation, and then back home. Day 4 & 5 were the hardest because I had to move slowly because my rectum was just barely sustaining. After that the urge went away.... appetite decreased a little bit... I forced myself on day 8 because I heard it is unhealthy to even go a couple days without it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatTheBeaver Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 word fugazi.i just came back from an 8 day trip and i havent let anything out the mud whistle yet.i found this very weird.i dont think ive ever been this long without launching some out.i dont know why but it usually happens when i travel far. how do i let it out?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 longest for me was about 7 days, the hole in the floor didn't suite my needs, and my hoop must have sensed this. as soon as i stepped in the door it was a race to the shitter. so thats my record, 7. Has anyone just sat there and laid a coiler out not noticed the 3 squares left and some asshole hasn't replaced the reserves in the cubboard when you do the "pants at the ankle" waddle. Then you create this square managment process where you check how much your getting with hopes that by the third your swiping clean ass. I need to get a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 i actully love holding my poop in. then when you sit on the toilet it all just dumps out. much like how i like to stay up late cause i hate waiting to fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I just let loose some serious post first date gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 holding it in is lame, after a few days, you can feel it all in there like your carrying dead weight. jettison the cargo. best metaphor "to do some paperwork". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nafe sheeps* Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 http://www.tarddance.com/tard-jump.gif'> this is how nargo the retarded elf holds his poop in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 i liberate the ugandan refugees up to 3 times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 ThjanksGoving I had to take a poop break in between dinner and desert, then I fell asleep on the couch and accidently rested my foot on my gramma. poop can be so nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 i have to shit at home. i've got these environmental cleanup sea-monkeys you just toss in water and they grow into those guys in the sealed white suits. it's the only thing that's capable of dealing with the carnage that's left when i'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 I like to play tension music while I poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 mmmmmmmm beer shits goto love those things! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 h jeez. i was doing a long run of 6 miles and i had this awful poop coming on feeling... i hate running and feeling like u have to piss or poop cuz what the hell are you going to do? plus the bouncing motion only makes it worse. i hate this i hate this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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