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Guest HESHIANDET

holding poop in

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Guest imported_Tesseract

weird fuckin timing, i spent my whole train ride thinking about the toilet, its good to be home.

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Guest HESHIANDET

no i ate an entire rotisserie chicken last night, and drank a bottle of wine...

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Ok Check This Shit Out

 

I fucking was on a car ride to the Big E with my girl her mom and her little sister and friend. everything seems fine until we get into massachusets when i smell something a little funky comming from the back seat. i look to the back row and my girl friend looks at me and asks if i did it. i say no so we go on being puzzled and we clear the smell with a good 2 min with the window open. So about fifteen min later my girl notices her sisters friend kinda moving around a little bit. The girl asks if we can go to a bathroom. we are now about 10 min away from the Big E so her my girls mom asks if she can hold it the girl agrees. we start to see some traffic and then we come to a complete stop. My girl annouces that " uh oh your getting goosebumps, thats the last step before..." so i am in the front and all of the sudden i get a wave of stank right in my face. i cough and try to open a window and my girls mom has the window locked so i keep to myself trying not to embarass my girls sisters friend i have tears running down my fance and i am gagging we open a window when the girl asks..... do you have any paper towels........................................ we book across the highway and high tailed it home with the all windows open except for the little girls. possibly one of the most disturbing yet hularious situations i have ever come a cross in my life. the girl had full all out diareah in the seat behind mine. thank god for windbreaker pants or it would have been all over the seat.

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I'm holding one in right now.

 

there's a client coming in for a few minutes and I'll hit up the 'private' washroom after that.

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ha ha ha,me too....my roomates gf is in the bathroom right now and i have a piping hot delivery of diarrhea ready to be launched into that toilet like a thanksgiving gravy boat dropped on a white carpet.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Originally posted by HESHIANDET

i just FUCKED the toilet up

 

 

I already had 3 'conferences' this morning.

Must have been that late night Jack-in-the-Crack.

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im....holding...it....in ....right....noow.....oook its gone for now...man it always comes during class....did u know that u can get an infection from preventing the logs from leaving the lumber mill for too long?

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Originally posted by LENS

i have a piping hot delivery of diarrhea ready to be launched into that toilet like a thanksgiving gravy boat dropped on a white carpet.

 

This was beautiful.

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okay you'll know what holding poop in is when you just ate some salmon alfredo pasta thinggy then go to an OBEY lecture, then go to an arty party that was a 45 minute drive away. shit wasnt good.

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^^all of these metaphors people are using for taking a shit are hilarious.^^

 

 

*edit*

...or are they similies:confused:

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:idea:

Similie:

I just released the beast, like opening a can of stew and dumping it into the pot.

Metaphor:

Releasing the beast is a can of stew being dumped in the pot.

 

I think thats how it goes. I credit the above poetry to Kilo.

Similie contains like or as (I think)

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you are right ms.cinch

 

-a similie compares the literal and the figurative by using 'like' or 'as'.

-a metaphor creates a figurative comparison by replacing one item with the other.

 

 

sim:

My crap hit the bowl like a fresh can of beef stew hitting the pot

 

meta:

the stew fell out of my can into the toilet bowl.*

 

 

where's poopman for this?]

 

 

 

*that was actually 2 metaphors in one.

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