-Rage- Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- the dreaded cinema fartsz! I blame the popcornz. Some foodsz just seem to bring out the gaszy fartsz. Maybe it's becuasze you end up eating a lot of air with every bite of poopcornsz. Movie Threatresz are just not safe anymore. dude..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid79/pbf8a75d6028ba3f1deeab19f338581cb/fb155fef.jpg'> ++++++++**Fartsz Ahead** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedroHammers Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 okay, as i spiral into my black out... lets talk about ninja farts shall we. you know, you are at the crowded bar or club and you let it go, you smell it... your girl smells it, knows its yours and you still deny it as you watch all that surround you looking around doing the "that shit is gross look"... i love the ninja fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 haha i remember in 6th grade math class. i would always have massive gas building up (because we just got back from lunch). whenever the AC turns on, i let it out because the AC is loud (my class was in a portable). one time i couldn't hold it in any longer so i tried to let it out silently. it sounded like a queef. everyone looked at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwibxonex Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 SEE MY NEW SIGNATURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer he woke her up by squatting over her face with a naked crotch, then woke her up and gave her the smotherey funk airbrush. . HAHAHHAHAHAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 holy shit this is by far the funniest thread i have read in quite awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 personally, when i have to fart, say, in wal-mart, i'll find someone that doesn't look liked they'd ever fart in public, and fart, then hang around long enough for it to "breathe" and walk away. people start giving that person odd looks...and then they catch it...yeah, sweet revenge. i'm a bad person. as for farting near a girl or with my girl..i try to make it seem like she did it. it's better that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 "funk airbrush" i'm still laughing. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 I knew this kid and he went up to an old lady walkin her dog, stuck his ass on her leg and let one rip then walked away like nothing happened. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 i'm surprised nobody has mentioned farting in the shower... i swear the steam amplifies the stink tenfold. i usually open the door to gasp for air like i'm huffing nitrous or something.. yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagatsuTaito Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- the dreaded cinema fartsz! I blame the popcornz. Some foodsz just seem to bring out the gaszy fartsz. Maybe it's becuasze you end up eating a lot of air with every bite of poopcornsz. Movie Threatresz are just not safe anymore. You are so gay man. so f u c k i n g gay. Top thread browner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 hahaha.. i was talking to my mom last night.. when she was younger, my uncle used to mug her sandwiches off her and push them against his ass and fart on her sandwichesz. we had a good laugh over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by MagatsuTaito You are so gay man. so f u c k i n g gay. Top thread browner You want to just fuck off now? I think Browner and pmbeee need to join forces for the next stink thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin some of the worst ones have been when you're stuck in a car and someone lets it go. its kinda funny waiting for the smell to drift around the car and see each person notice it. all windows down quickly ensues after the detection. this can get even worse when your friend has a button to lock all the power windows in the car to show off his best work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 long road trips while its raining outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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