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the ongoing saga of my neighbours...

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first it was the hippies,

then it was the ravers,

now it's nu-rock art students.

 

there's 6 of them and there's no hot water.

Plus they are going up on the roof and pissing

off the neighbours. A satelite dish wash broken

and tiles knocked off. I mean why the hell cant

my landlord rent to people who have jobs?

 

Is it like his thing to rent to underemployed students

who have just moved out of their parents house and still dont

understand how to take out garbage or stop a running toilet?

 

so here's where you come in....

 

I want some sweet sweet revenge

that wont get my ass kicked to the curb

and wont destroy the house. Any ideas?

 

 

:heated::heated::heated:

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Hahaha, dude...these people could be fun...

haha

 

Seriously, no such thing as sweet sweet revenge that doesnt get you in deep shit if caught...however, heres something i heard the other day. When builders had to many problems with the owner, as soon as they finished the house, the would open a small hole in the wall, like an electrical socket, put an egg in there( with a small hole) and cover the hole on the wall making sure they'd leave a smal small hole to breathe. Eventually the fuckin egg would rot, the whole house would smell lousy and noone could be able to find were it comes from.

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thanks tesser....

 

but no. I'm not talking about something that vile.

I'm thinking of more like getting their phone number

and giving it to a bunch of telemarkets or some milder shit.

 

here's the odd thing... these people have been here for 4+ months

and there's still no mail coming for them. Oh right... all the bills go to daddy.

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make an anonymus call to the dep. of health, and then child endagerment,

and then some other official agencies and get em all caught up

in red tape. that would be a hassle and a half. sometimes, once those

agencies start knocking, its really difficult to get em to stop.

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Go take a shit in a bag then dump in their mailbox or wipe it on the door handle.make sure you eat some corn it always makes it look more awesome:D

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get their address and their names, pick one or more and make up an article talking about he's gay or any details you want about him. send it to the single and looking ads in the newspaper. that shit would be entertaining.

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that's a great idea with the numbers and stickers.

It could go on for months. I mean really... have you

ever read the number on a 'free kittens' sign if you didn't want a kitten.

 

 

I think I could one up the kittens though....

Imagine this in a busy classified section

 


  • 4 tickets for wrestling
    $50 for 4 gold level seats.
    I work the swing shift so call
    from 2:00am to 6:00am.

 

it's got to be wrestling or monster trucks or some redneck shit for full effect.

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nice. very nice.

 

 

on a side note, i wonder if anyone out there is still stupid enough to step on something burning on there doorstep when they answer the door. hmmm...

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why dont u..puke into a plastic bag,freeze it into a small flat shape..when it is frozen take the bag off ans slide in their mailbox lat at night..when it defrosts in the morning they will all wonder how the hell the puke got there...:crazy:

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for all the people suggesting I take a crap on their door...

 

there's one door to the street and 2 doors to the appts.

If I left shit out there they'd know it was me. And these

kids are too dumb to put out a firs on their front door.

That's why I despise them them.

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go with the phone number and sticker thing....

even better, once you get the number post it on 12oz... i am sure that we could have a bit of fun with that here.

....

and by the way, let us know how it turns out.

....

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if you are hell bent on fucking with them i`d suggest being friends with them first. from there you could do alot more harm then you could in your present situation.

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make flyers for a party late at night and put them everywhere and have shitloads of people knocking at there door at all hours of the night..

buy tons of crickets and find a way to infest their place with crickets

spraypaint their front door pink and draw little purple penises all over it

get cool with them and then plant a whole bunch of kiddie porn in their house and then call the cops and say they tried to sell you kiddie porn.

get a dead deer and nail it to their door

get them real drunk and get them to do embarassing shit and take pics..then get copys and hang them all over the building and the neighborhood

take a whole bunch of ex-lax and eat some taco bell..shit in a bucket..and then either look for an open window and dump it in..or hook it up so it will dump on them when they open tha door

get a whole bunch of tampons and put ketchup on them or whatever you prefer for the blood effect..and then put them all over their door or wherever you think would be best

 

..gettin tired of thinkin..maybe come back wit some more

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Guest KING BLING

about the stickers

 

The sticker/poster idea is great...

I would add that you want to put some thaught into the posters like "pit bull puppies for sale" and than poster a black neighborhood or white trash neighborood...plus add the address to the poster...

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

thanks tesser....

 

but no. I'm not talking about something that vile.

I'm thinking of more like getting their phone number

and giving it to a bunch of telemarkets or some milder shit.

 

HOW the fuck is that milder??:lol:

 

 

If they come and go alot, you could sneak over and leave notes on their doors, like make it look like it was from one of the other roommates..... be creative and that could provide some satisfaction.

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- take a jar, put chicken (any parts) into the jar, fill the jar with milk, seal the jar, smuggle jar into room or into room's vents, wait 3 days, watch the art-fags roll out and the peace and quiet roll in. Nah, that's not 'mild' like you wanted, and that shit seriously smells like death.

 

-make posters for shit that will attract some bad attention, like:

--> make a poster for a white-power rally or something, then (carefully) post em up in a predominantly black hood. (or vice-versa with black-power posters in a red-neck hood)

---> Adds over this wonderful thing we call the internet are always fun too. Find a local message board and advertise all the stuff ppl have mentioned on there.

 

Be creative!

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Yeah thats a good one. Put mad flyers up for a party at their crib. They will get pissed by every one stopping by their apt and you can intercept all the freaky lookin girls as they come in. It's a win win situation. Mr.yuck has a point.

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