suca Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 are you disagreeing? or laughing at the fact that i watched it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i really cant give recommendations on what not to watch. i actually own and really like the movies, Con Air and The Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dont ever watch "pootie tang" i stole that shit from ups and after i watched it i felt like taking that shit back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 scary movie 4 street fighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slush.e Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Scary Movie 3 and 4 because they werent by Wayans Bros. wich made them all pg and GAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 are you disagreeing? or laughing at the fact that i watched it faceoff was the shit. can't fuck with john woo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 baller blockin' is the best movie ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 excuse me... would you give some justification for why Baller Blockin' is on that list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARTOONKILLA Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 FIRST ON PAGE TWO WOO RAH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 that's not a very reasonable spot for a holster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARTOONKILLA Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 ONE OF THE GAYEST MOVIES EVER DON'T EVEN WASTE MONEY RENTING IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 damn the aeon flux cartoons used to be cool if i remember correctly... never knew it went hollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 This came on TV the other day and I was impressed with the lack of cohesion, plot, action, or all around traits that make a good movie. On a plus side the way Ice cube kills ving at the end is fucking priceless. I was in tears with laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 excuse me... would you give some justification for why Baller Blockin' is on that list? because it was a shitty ass b-movie with bad acting and a predictable uninteresting storyline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i thought it would be understood that i was kidding. but b-movies are supposed to be shitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 there have been some good b-movies and/or "independent films..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i didn't think aeon flux was that bad myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I made a thread like this before. Fuck it, I think this one's older. Alright. This is a movie about slobs who meet in parking lots after sporting events and beat the ginger-piss snacks out of one another. Re-read that. Okay, now here's the problem: they're serious. Am I fucking drooling-malted-catshit-on-myself retarded or HAVE I ALREADY SEEN THIS EPISODE OF SOUTHPARK? Firstly: Any time I see this movieposter or boxcover I automatically give it the Larry David grill-down. You know how sometimes you'll be browsing amazon.com, or some bullshit movie site, and, somewhere towards the bottom or off to the side, there will be a set of links to lists of 'best unknown movies of all time' or 'most awesomest college student protest drama set in 1946 France movies ever!' where, in addition to seeing the movie poster, you can read the synopsis or browse reviews if you're so inclined? Then sometimes you click the links and read the reviews and try to tell yourself 'Hey, maybe these aren't a bunch of over-the-top cornballs and maybe they actually know what they're talking about. After all, a lot of film snob-types did go to school for this shit, so they might know something about good movies that I don't. Yeah, I should take a chance.' So then you go out of your way to see some stupid fucking movie about brother-and-sister 'romantics' in France, and a sheltered American boy who wanders into their lives, and how they talk about Jerry Louis during a time of social unrest. Oh yeah, and then they fuck each other. Yeah. Incest. Lots of incest, but it's okay. Because they're romantics. In a time. Of social. Unrest. ...in France. Don't get me wrong, there are some crucial titties in this movie, but don't go out of your way to, you know, accidentally watch it just for those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 yes, but the 'b' generally denotes low production values and schlocky writing and acting... right? sometimes there's the highbrow b-movie... Repo Man, for instance... but that's another animal entirely. not directed at anyone in particular: i don't like these 'not recommended' threads. if you're the sort of individual who's inclined to see this stuff, you're probably making bad decisions across the board... like writing graffiti and buying limited edition sneakers. your kind congregate in these threads, and make lists of things that are so clearly steaming piles. i don't see the sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STYLEISKING Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 nice comp. work,but overall it not enough to hold the movie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 yo im banning whoever said 25th hour wasnt dope do it This movie was SOOOOO FUCKING STUPID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Firstly: Any time I see this movieposter or boxcover I automatically give it the Larry David grill-down. You know how sometimes you'll be browsing amazon.com, or some bullshit movie site, and, somewhere towards the bottom or off to the side, there will be a set of links to lists of 'best unknown movies of all time' or 'most awesomest college student protest drama set in 1946 France movies ever!' where, in addition to seeing the movie poster, you can read the synopsis or browse reviews if you're so inclined? Then sometimes you click the links and read the reviews and try to tell yourself 'Hey, maybe these aren't a bunch of over-the-top cornballs and maybe they actually know what they're talking about. After all, a lot of film snob-types did go to school for this shit, so they might know something about good movies that I don't. Yeah, I should take a chance.' So then you go out of your way to see some stupid fucking movie about brother-and-sister 'romantics' in France, and a sheltered American boy who wanders into their lives, and how they talk about Jerry Louis during a time of social unrest. Oh yeah, and then they fuck each other. Yeah. Incest. Lots of incest, but it's okay. Because they're romantics. In a time. Of social. Unrest. ...in France. Don't get me wrong, there are some crucial titties in this movie, but don't go out of your way to, you know, accidentally watch it just for those. co-fucking-signed. this movie sucked the left one and hard. the tits. not so good. and the tit to wang ratio was way above no homo status. seriously, dont watch this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 i liked green street hooligans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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anker. Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 ed norton is a great actor, but The Illusionist sucked. It was cheesy, and way too predictable. Thank the lord i only paid $1 to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cart_Monkey Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 XXX: State of the union the piano hide and seek dark water van wilder: the rise of taj deuce biggalo 2 european giggalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 pulp fiction hero scarface boyz in the hood resevoir dogs spiderman x-men 2 the godfather i & ii full metal jacket bladerunner the warriors king of new york city of god fight club braveheart kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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