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SukiSukiNow

Slow pokes in the fast lane...

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Why do slow retards insist on driving in the fast lane? Do they not know the rules of the road? WHen they get tailgated (by me every morning), do they not get the fucking hint?

Do you think it's rude to honk at them or flash your hibeams at them?

My ex used to get all pissed when I would do that.

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word i hate that, but then i go a break the driving rules and pass in the slow lane.

 

colorado drivers were the worst, then cali and good ole beantown just has an "asshole driver" mandate it's like if you look at the other driver, You Loose.

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the road rules include a speed limit..i'm sure that typically they're fine with that.

 

Tailgating sucks, whenever i get tailgated i

 

1) Hold the honk down and put my hand out of the window

 

2) Hit the brakes just a bit and scare the shit out of the asshole/bitch(pick one)

 

3) really hit the brakes and have a nice crash, the one behind pays:)

(i havent done that, yet)

 

Honking and highbeaming also sucks, i just pass them from the right...

fuck the road rules

 

conclusion: if you wanna drive fast, do so...you dont have to break everyones balls about it.

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Originally posted by Tesseract

the road rules include a speed limit..i'm sure that typically they're fine with that.

 

Honking and highbeaming also sucks, i just pass them from the right...

fuck the road rules

 

conclusion: if you wanna drive fast, do so...you dont have to break everyones balls about it.

 

The retard in the fast lane was driving way below the speed limit.

Couldn't pass them to the right since everone on the I-5 were doing some wack ass synchronized speed driving.

When I say drive fast, I mean atleast with the speed limit. Why are retards going 45 driving in the fast lane?

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all kinds of shit...i have many rules for driving,

 

rule number one is that driving must be done with determination,

whenever you doublethink about an action the result is bad.

 

when people try to cut me off, i speed

when people try to merge on me, i speed

 

if the said car is already halfway past me i hit the brakes and let em pass with a smile...

 

All this applies to the 2nd rule, if you're going to be kind, be to a limit of one car...i never let a second car pass when i leave the first go.

 

driving is fun, and like life you dont have to be a dick to be good at it.

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Originally posted by SukiSukiNow

When I say drive fast, I mean atleast with the speed limit. Why are retards going 45 driving in the fast lane?

 

when i say i drive fast i mean at least two times the speed limit, you have to learn to pass people...

you need to learn how to overtake

be strong and flexible, thats the way to rule

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ahahah

 

sounds like you've been trained in boston driving. let one person in and don't look at the other driver.

 

other unspoken boston driving rules are:

turn signals when merging are a sure way to not get in

make a left turn as soon as the light turns green in front of the on-coming traffic (no turn arrows)

pass people in any lane you can, there is not "fast lane"

if you're not off the line as soon as the light turns green, you get the horn

the light colors are green, yellow, orange then red (orange is the first minute of the red light)

 

there are more, but i'll add them in a sec

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Originally posted by Tesseract

be strong and flexible, thats the way to rule

 

I try, but when it invloves PMS, I have no flexibility what-so-ever!

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

ahahah

 

sounds like you've been trained in boston driving. let one person in and don't look at the other driver.

 

other unspoken boston driving rules are:

turn signals when merging are a sure way to not get in

make a left turn as soon as the light turns green in front of the on-coming traffic (no turn arrows)

pass people in any lane you can, there is not "fast lane"

if you're not off the line as soon as the light turns green, you get the horn

the light colors are green, yellow, orange then red (orange is the first minute of the red light)

 

there are more, but i'll add them in a sec

 

 

hahahaha

i was trained in Athens driving, i bet its even worse...i agree with all boston rules though

 

it all sums up to: BE A COCKY SON OF A BITCH AND TRY NOT TO HURT PEOPLE.

 

works fine

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I love this chick seriously! I hate that so much I never flash my lights I think that to rude for me.I was with my friend in his jacked up integra and he flashed this volvo........turns out it was a new cop car and when drew passed his ass he had "rolling" radar and he got a huge ticket.

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOVE BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY!

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

let one person in and don't look at the other driver.

hahahaha

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Originally posted by Tesseract

2) Hit the brakes just a bit and scare the shit out of the asshole/bitch(pick one)

 

:lol:

in the hawaii driving hand book, they say to do that if someone is tailgating you.

 

In the situation of someone tail-gating you, tap the breaks to let them "know". :lol:

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i'm a bitch if i'm on the fast lane on the freeway and speeding and some faggot doesnt fucking get over when he sees me coming i'll flash my highbeams and if the fucker still doesnt move i'll honk and start riding his ass..and if he wants to play the "breaking" game i'll play that too.

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You know what I fucking HATE...

when you flip the blinker, and instead

of the person slowing down, they speed up.

Fuckin punk ass bitches. I need a battering

ram and some buzzzsaws on my shit,

so I can move these turtles off the damn road!

 

You what else doesnt toot my flute,

chopping it up on the celly, when you

should be KEEPING YOUR EYES IN THE ROAD!

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I hate you fucking cunts that think that its funny to tailgate me because im only going 5 over! Thats fucking lame im not gonna risk a fucking speeding ticket you macho fuckheads. I enjoy going slower than the speed limit in the fast lane to piss you boneheads off.

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