Guest willy.wonka Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 this insomnia is killing me.. i heard of drinking a cup of warm milk, but i have no milk..i dont feel like cookin up some ramen and i have no sleeping pills.. im about to eat a big ass meal cause i think it takes a lot of energy to digest food and im usually tired after eating, but i have seariously been tossing and turning all fuckin night. "what is it?", i ask myself. while laying in bed i think of this girl i wanna hook up with or the dream i had the night before [hopin that i can return to that dream]. it just doesnt work..i dont like my bed for some odd reason..its comfortble, but im stickin to the couch tonight.. so plaese, if there is some sort of scientifical way to knock my ass out, build the list.. i need sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i slept well thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 listen to talk radio -- works every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 "my computer is trying to kill me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i need a fan or something that makes a constant relaxing/boring ongoing sound.. radios just fuck it up for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 just leave your comp on then (if its in your room). but if you turn on the talk radio and turn the volume low it'll work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 the problem isnt the computer.... i have been tossing and turning for hours and im still wide awake. i lay in bed with all these thought saying "think of me, think of me." shit is irratating..talk radio just adds to the noise in my silent room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 maybe just shoot yourself in the head then, i'm out of ideas..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i wouldn't know about sleep right now because of these hippies outside the federal building this morning. don't they know a bother is trying to sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 just take nyquil. thats what i do. warm milk is good too. so is sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Parker Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 1/4th Rubbing Alcohol 3/4ths Cranberry juice. You will go blind. But isn't that like sleeping, it's always dark! Try my other alternative... 1/2 Turpintine 1/2 Orange juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Drink some beers, swim some laps, chill in the spa, smoke a fat blunt to your head, call me in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush so is sex. oh, believe me..........i believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Write something. "Free association writing" is what its called, right? Where you just sit there and write and write and write until your whole head is spilled on the paper? That works for me. Also turning some music on low and trying to write some poetry or something of that sort works. It may seem strange at first but it tires my mind enough for my body to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Rub one out. Then it's sleepy time. i don't want to to end up like that dude that spent 86 hours online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Rub one out. Then it's sleepy time. i don't want to to end up like that dude that spent 86 hours online. good call pistol, it's called a slumberjack. but on a actual factual note, eat lettuce, turkey, chicken, all contain a natural sedative. you might have to munch a bunch, though, sometimes insomnia is triggered by the firing of your synapses, which is pretty much thinking, and you can't stop that, it just usually leads you to r.e.m. sleep, dreaming. good luck, i'd give you a xanax if i could. -the shocker is going to a party!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 OK someone call willy.wonka's house and see if he got to sleep ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka warm milk. wait...how do you make warm milk? do microwave the milk you get from the dairy section? or does it have to be a certain type of milk? i can't imagine trying to micrwave milk. a frothy spoiled green colored milk is what comes to mind. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JoeyLawrence Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Diazepam. Or if youre a wierdo like me.... ephedrine hydrochloride. The uppers reverse on me. 30-60mg should knock you cold. (plus make you sleep warm and cuddly like.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 i hate that, i always wanna return to my dream that i had the night before and it just never happens. is it even possible ? and other times if i aint been with my girl for the night, i wonder and worrie bout her the whole night. wen i get home to sleep i cant cuz all i wanan do is call her and make sure shes ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush so is sex. what is this sex everyone speaks of... i think i want some......where do i get it? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 any local super market stocks it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by ragsoe505 good call pistol, it's called a slumberjack. but on a actual factual note, eat lettuce, turkey, chicken, all contain a natural sedative. its called tryptophan i believe. oh, and punching the chipmunk seems to get the job done. i slept like a log last night..... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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