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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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If you've seen this movie what's your favorite quote(s)?

some good ones:

"Some call me... Tim"-Tim the enchanter(spelling)?

"Hello stupid english kligits"-French Guy (although the whole part he talks is funny)

"We are the nights who say... ni!"-Ni

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Guest unknown

"your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elder berries"

 

"i fart in your general direction!"

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The entire Holy Hand Grenade section is piss-my-pants funny.

 

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Toilets are for the uninspired.

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Guest dBUSH

Shall I quote the entire movie for you...only because I can?

 

"'I think I'll go for a walk-'

'Youre not fooling anyone y'know!'"

 

Dammit. I know what Im watching tonight.

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"SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!....uhhh...I got betta."

 

"...and then the animator suffered a heart attack..."

 

Damnit, the whole movie is the awesome. I also loved "The Life of Brian".....when he falls off the tower into the spaceship is great..and the entire "always look on the bright side of life" song.....hahhaa....I'm gonna have to go dig all that shit up....does anyone remember the Lumberjack song? Or "How to Annoy People"? It wasn't a Monty Python video, but it had most of the cast members....good shit.

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Guest imported_SecretAgentX9

i love the shrrrrrrrrubery part, but i forgot exactly how that goes...

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Guest dBUSH

"'So... if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.'

'And therefore...'

'A WITCH!!!'"

 

"'oooooOOOOOOH!!!'

'No no no, its more of an ahhhHHH, in the back of the throat.'

'Ah yes, AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

 

"'What... is the flight velocity of an unladen swallow?'

'What do you mean- an African or European swallow?'

'What?! I dont' know that!"

'-how do you know so much about swallows?'

'You have to know these these things when you King y'know."

 

[This message has been edited by dBUSH (edited 05-15-2001).]

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first off, well done dBush on your first quote... and your second just leads me into my favorite:

 

"LET'S BURN HER ANYWAY!" (Crowd answers) "RAH!"

 

and, in the same scene, when Aurthur replies "A Duck!":

 

Gawain(?) says: "Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"

 

and who could forget...

 

1! 2! 5!.. three sir... 3!

 

or...

 

Allright, Two then!

 

or...

 

we are but four score young virgins, all between the ages of 15 and 21...

 

just later...

 

bet you're gay!

Am not!

 

 

AND BTW!!! It's K-NIGGITS, like knights, pronounce it...

 

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"bring out cha dead!"

 

the killer bunny, the swallows, the 3 headed dude, the nights of Ni, the bridge troll, the part at the end where they all got arrested

 

 

the life of brian was funny too, monty python rules

 

 

o yeah....massive bump

 

regulatordigging through last years threads

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Originally posted by Smart

or...

 

Allright, Two then!

 

I musta been drugged up or dyin or somethin... obviously this is a Life of Brian quote...

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Guest Dyptheria

As they take galahad the chaste form the castle of anthrax:

"Sir Gallahad, we need to save you from the peril"

"No, No, let me face peril!"

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Monty Python is not a comedic team,it is a belief system

 

:"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

 

:"Help, help I'm being repressed!"

 

: “I didn't know we had a King. I thought we were an autonomous collective.”

 

 

: “Who's that, then?”

:“I dunno, must be a King.”

: “Why?”

: “He hasn't got shit all over 'im.”

 

: “Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government!”

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"I want to push the pram alot"

 

 

Bravely bold Sir Robin

Brought forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die,

Oh, brave Sir Robin!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!

To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

 

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,

And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,

And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,

And his peni--

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