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Harpo Marx

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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"merely a flesh wound"

"Look you stupid bastard,you've got no arms left"

:lol: the black knight is awesome

 

"then they rejoiced, however, winter came and the ran out of food, and they ate paiges and then rejoiced"

 

"SHE HAS BEEN NAUGHTY AND MUST BE SPANKED!"

 

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"The aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film"

 

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"I AM GOD! no, get up! damn fools, always think 'oh its god! lets bow!'"

 

"lets use the holy handgranade!"

 

 

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this is nasty, but fuken funny

 

:o sorry, but i fucking love this film!

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from the french guy-

"Electric donkey bottom biters..."

"sons of a silly person"

"running around knees bent advancing behavior"

 

"Camelot..."

"Camelot..."

"Camelot..."

"it's only a model"

"shhhhhh!!!"

 

"who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?"

 

"...and the people did feast upon the lambs and stoats and orangutangs and breakfast cereals, and large chunks of-"

"that's enough brother Maynard"

 

 

 

I've always liked the woman who keeps appears again and again beating a cat with a stick.

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oh yeah one more....

 

 

"Fetche Le Vache!!!"

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remember the german sub titles in the beginning?? funny shit

 

 

go to sweden, see the wonderful telephone system, a moose once bit my sister Nø realli! She was Karving her initals øn the møøse with the sharpened end

of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo

dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo

Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Hørst Nørdfink

 

We apologise again for the fault in the

subtitles. Those responsible for sacking

the people who have just been sacked,

have been sacked

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

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ohh its just a harmless litl bunne. Nobody listens to Tim The ENchanter.

 

and whats your favorite color? yellow wayt i mean bluuueeee...........

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looking out the window

 

"some day son, all of this will be yours"

"what ? the curtains ?"

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Thats a really funny movie, but all throught middle school, the nerds would constantly recite lines from it so it has gotten so old. My favorite part is when tim the sourcerer just blows shit up randomlythe ask him a question and he turns around and shoots a missle into the mountain.

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Oh and you cant forget the part where lancelot is running at the castle and he keeps getting further away with each drum roll and then he just shows up and fucking stabs everyone in the castle.

"You killed the bride."

"Oh really? Quite sorry about that."

 

It went somthing like that.

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basically every last scene is fucking laugh riot.

 

i must have seen the movie 2938749238749837 times and it still gets me crazy laughing.

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This is quite possibly the best movie EVER.

 

The scene where the historian gets his throat slit is fucking great....

 

"I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! "

 

"...and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn...."

 

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

 

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

And his pen--

 

That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. Heh. "

 

So many sites to lift quotes from as well.... Honestly, though. Monty Python is still funnier than half the shit out there these days.

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