CLICKCLACKONER Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Can anyone name the movie for this quote? "Wake up, time to die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Hey Joey.....Kill 'em all!! some old gangster movie about dutch schultz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 - Guy Ritchie "Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me." "So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking...and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got 'replica' written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle point 5 0' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...fuck off. "It's been emotional." "If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya." - others Peter: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. Therapist: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? Peter: Yeah. Therapist: Wow, that's messed up! "It's shite being scottish Tommy! we're the low of the low, the scum of the fucking earth, some people hate the English but I don't, they're just wankers... we on the other hand were colonised by wankers, we couldnae even find a decent civilisation to be colonised by, it's a shyte state of affairs to be in Tommy and all the fresh air in the worls wont make any fucking difference" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 "im lookin at your face and i just wanna smash it i just wanna fucking smash it with a sledge hammer" -punch drunk love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Clerks "Try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot." - Dante "You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?" - Dante "I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away." - Randal "People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom." - Randal "Hermaphadidic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box, beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame." - Randal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 "... hey peter, ...watch your cornhole" -office space Brodie: "He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him! " -mallrats Jay: "Phase one, you take a run at LaForce with a sox full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Alright, you take a run at LaForce and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in, I attack the structure wolvie bizark style, pull out the pin, fuckin-bickedy bam! We dance on the ruins of the stupid stage. Hence, no game show." -mallrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 motherFUCK tha police- bully THIS IS NOT MY PEE?!!- rock and roll high school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Corn Pops "too many bitch pussy niggahs out here, who dont like me cuz I'm better" I can't believe this fool quoted Was from the Kings Destroy video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 don't worry, don't worry, i'm not gunna do what everyone thinks i'm gunna do. FLIP OUT MAN, but all i wanna know is. WHO'S COMMIN WITH ME? huh? who's commin with me man? "i will" JAN, THANK YOU JAN. hey jan, will you be my girlfriend? "uhh, i'm a dyke" ohh, what's that like? Half Baked.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 "You fucken with me you fucken with the best" - Scarface "Do you feel lucky punk?" - Dirty Harry (i forgot the whole quote but its fucking mad) "I got a 357 in my passenger seat, a shotgun on my wais, 2 machetes and a butchers cleaver and im fucking happy" - Gangster No.1 (it;s not entirely like that but it is also good) "what was that we used to get all the time ah pussy yeah get me some of that" - Halfbaked "Keith - what have you ever done that's so good?" "Chopper - Well i bashed you. That was good wasnt it hey keithy" - Chopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Wayne's World "...if Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralenes and dick." -Garth Algar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 "... I am trapped in the creation of a mind more twisted and sick than even my own. It's cold and dismal here. There's no way out unless such access is given. It reminds me of home. I have truly travelled to hell, and I must find my way back. I uncontrollably come and go, making the transition between conscious blurs and unconscious miseries. It is no longer tolerable..." -Mephistopheles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Drink today and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death. -Unknown (to me, at least...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 "Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." -Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satrdae Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Sarah Tonin THIS IS NOT MY PEE?!!- rock and roll high school one of the guys says "HEY, DIS NO MY PEE!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satrdae Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS? anybody know that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_j5 Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 "I don't mean to impose but I am the ocean..." - The Salton Sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satrdae Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 "well I guess I would have to answer your question with another question; How many abidiginols do you see male modeling?" Derrik Zoolander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 http://www.destinationhollywood.com/celebrities/samuelljackson/images/samuelljackson_pulpfiction_03.jpg'> "oh thats that Hawaaaaaiiaaan burger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Vinny: "Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?" Tyrone: "It's too tight." Vinny: "Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that!" "If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off." "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend" Mitch: "Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?" Cab Driver: "I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat." "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!" "Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!" "Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfucker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!" "Duff: Maybe we can use slingshots to rob the place. John: A slingshot is not a real weapon Duff. Duff: Oh yeah, well why don't you define what a real weapon is for me while I shoot this plastic baby doll into your temple and 180 miles per hour ! " "MMMM buttascotch" "Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A couple of years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people left and right. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. Dogs died. Cats died. I saw a girl fly through the sky... and I looked up her skirt." "There once was a girl from Salt Lake City, with two cord legs and two rubber titties. She loved electricity, but she burned off gas, with a V8 pussy, and a Cadillac ass." "Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory." "They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!" Rocco: "I killed your cat, you druggie bitch." Donna: "What? Why?" Rocco: "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship" George Jung:" So, what'd I tell ya, Derek?" Derek: "It's great, but what am I supposed to do with it?" George Jung: "Sell it!" Derek: "Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow!" George Jung: "Just fucking sell it, Derek." Derek: "Okay, but it's going to take me a year!" Derek: "36 hours, 36 hours, I can't believe we got rid of it in 36 hours." "Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car. " "Woah. Why don't you just back the fuck up, man. "To this place"? What is that shit? Ok, right now, all over this great nation of ours, 'hundred thousand white people from the suburbs are cruisin' around downtown asking every black person they see "You got any drugs? You know where I can score some drugs?" *Think* about the effect that that has on the psyche of a black person, on their possibilities. I... God I guarantee you bring a hundred thousand black people into your neighborhood, into fuckin' Indian Hills, and they're asking every white person they see "You got any drugs? You know where I can score some drugs?", within a *day* everyone would be selling. Your friends. Their kids. Here's why: it's an unbeatable marketforce man. It's a three-hundred percent markup value. You can go out on the street and make five-hundred dollars in two hours, come back and do whatever you want to do with the rest of your day and, I'm sorry, you're telling me that... you're telling me that white people would still be going to law school? " "You KNOW I'm surgical with this bitch! " "Swanney taught us to adore and respect the national health service. For it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs. We stole prescriptions or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, and bored housewives." Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: "What's on the menu this evening sir?" Mother Superior: "Your favorite dish." Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: "Excellent." Mother Superior: "Your usual table, sir." Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: "Oh, why thank you." Mother Superior: "Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance?" Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: "No. Stick it on my tab." Mother Superior: "Ah, regret to inform, sir, credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago." Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: "Oh, well in that case..." Mother Superior: "Would sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?" Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: "No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the IV of hard drugs, please." :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by GucciCondom "Woah. Why don't you just back the fuck up, man. "To this place"? What is that shit? Ok, right now, all over this great nation of ours, 'hundred thousand white people from the suburbs are cruisin' around downtown asking every black person they see "You got any drugs? You know where I can score some drugs?" *Think* about the effect that that has on the psyche of a black person, on their possibilities. I... God I guarantee you bring a hundred thousand black people into your neighborhood, into fuckin' Indian Hills, and they're asking every white person they see "You got any drugs? You know where I can score some drugs?", within a *day* everyone would be selling. Your friends. Their kids. Here's why: it's an unbeatable marketforce man. It's a three-hundred percent markup value. You can go out on the street and make five-hundred dollars in two hours, come back and do whatever you want to do with the rest of your day and, I'm sorry, you're telling me that... you're telling me that white people would still be going to law school? " :king: i hate that guy, hes a smartass little prick from the begining of the movie... this fucking guys daughter just escaped drug rehab, where she was because the little turd introduced it to her in the first place, and is drugged out somewhere in this big ass city, this guy is freaking out (he should be!) and this little skinny rich nerd bitch starts spitting his little rhetoric at him about how much he knows about the drug market.. im sure thats just what the dad wanted to hear. i wanted to stab that kid in the head the whole movie, he ruined it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 this thread is homosex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satrdae Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 "...yeah thats right, or we'll tie you to a tree, fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off, an show you what we really do to perverts around here!...you sicko" Say It Isn't So Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 "...the 'dope fiend' refers to the marijuana bud as a 'roach'.this is because it resembles a cockroach." johnny depp the stares at the camera and its fuckin hilarious.(fear and loathing in las vegas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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