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sorry but this deserves its own thread...

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Actual bathroom graffitti:

 

"I slept with your mom"

 

"You're drunk dad, go home

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"my mom made me a homo!"

 

"If I gave her the wool would she make me one too?"

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Guest me IS cool

"I was here.."

replied to the one above: "So fuckin what?"

"For great head call: 877-2571"

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Originally posted by me IS cool

"I was here.."

replied to the one above: "So fuckin what?"

"For great head call: 877-2571"

 

hey thats my phone number!!

 

 

 

I never knew i was so good I needed advertising

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

no it doesnt , apology accepted

 

ahhhhh come on you know its funny....can you imagine your dad coming up to you saying i slept with your mom....you wouldnt know to hit him or thank him for your existence :p

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'you were concieved here'

'natalie is a slut'

'im watching you'

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

"here i sit, broken hearted

tried to shit, but only farted

in these times i must not linger

watch out asshole, here comes my finger"

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Your mom knows all about it

 

If there is actually a god....i'm fucked

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Guest BROWNer

LICK MY BAG

 

this is the best piece of scrawl i ever

saw, just pure assertive uninhibited idiocy

wish i took a picture.

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Originally posted by Step8

"shaking it more then three times is considered playing with yourself"

 

i shake it a helluva lot more than 3 times.........:rolleyes:

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Guest Fabo 2

I saw this in a pub:

"Hey boys, if you think this toilet's dirty you should spend a night with the barmaid!"

Yeah.

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Guest --zeSto--

some gems...

 

Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:

I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

 

While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:

Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis!

Look Left.

You look left and it reads:

Look Right

You look right and it reads:

Look Left...

 

and the best ever...

(above the urinal)

Why are you looking up here?

Are you ashamed of it?

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Guest serpent of the light

quality stuff.

 

inside a restroom in utah: joseph smith was a fag.

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above a urinal in school:

 

"why are you laughing at this when the joke is in your hand?"

 

*edit*

 

Originally posted by amItoolate?

"dont look here the joke is in your hands"

 

those unclever motherfuckers. i thought that was an original, then i read yours. that kinda upsets me. it figures tho, i dont think none of them coulda came up with that on their own.

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