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Zack Morris

what the hell makes kittens so cute?

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I was at my friends house and his room mate jsut got a new kittne, maybe 10 weeks old and it was just chasing imaginary bugs in the living room and it made my heart melt. I seriously wonder why kittens are the cutest thing on earth and why can't I be that cute and make girls just look at me and say "aawwww"

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

I was at my friends house and his room mate jsut got a new kittne, maybe 10 weeks old and it was just chasing imaginary bugs in the living room and it made my heart melt. I seriously wonder why kittens are the cutest thing on earth and why can't I be that cute and make girls just look at me and say "aawwww"

 

heres somthin to do...my friend did this and it works like a charm...when you get a kitten..you take it around in your car...and have it on your lap while you mob around...guarenteed chicks.....

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

hmmmmmmmm....would you fuck a kitten?

If I was a kitten I would fuck a kitten.

Or even if I was some dirty old cat I would probably still fuck a kitten.

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Originally posted by Pistol

If I was a kitten I would fuck a kitten.

Or even if I was some dirty old cat I would probably still fuck a kitten.

 

haha....some how it reminds me of those tom and jerry cartoons....damn i need sleep later....:lol:

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

 

haha....some how it reminds me of those tom and jerry cartoons....damn i need sleep later....:lol:

 

DUDE!!! That was a cat and a mouse you sick fuck!!!

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Originally posted by Pistol

Or even if I was some dirty old cat I would probably still fuck a kitten.

 

dude, you are some dirty old cat...

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

why can't I make girls just look at me and say "aawwww"

dude, get yerself a gimp leg and maybe even one of those braces on it... and get a crutch. but only one crutch (ya still gotta be a little hardcore...)

it works every time... i swear

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Guest willy.wonka

i seen grown cats try to rape kittens....hmm.

i also hear the same about you humans.

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Guest willy.wonka

THAT LAST CAT LOOKS LIKE A VICIOUS DEVIL CAT....

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Guest willy.wonka

fuckin satan

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i have 2 older cats but im getting a chocolate lab puppy in 2 weeks...sorta like a kitten but in dog form....right?

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