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^I was gonna say exactly this. Somebody please do this. :biglaugh:

So you're a cop?

^That bench looks fun.

Did they accidentally chop his dick off with the chainsaw while cutting him down? WTF??? /NH

Gotta wonder what she did to deserve that. ^

Why was she filming in the first place?

I'm calling bullshit on the grounds that her mom would have noticed two vaginas while changing her diaper as a baby.

It's never been legal to write at FDR. It's just easy cause the people who hang out there don't give a fuck, and you can see the cops coming from mad far and just put the can down and act like you're watching kids skate. If you got hands with the cops driving by they probably weren't paying attention. Every so often undercovers will catch some kid slipping there, and that's going back years and years.

You come from the mid to late 80's?

Real talk though if you tell your boy that she's a porno smut, he's just going to use that as an excuse for why he thinks she's hot. Like how dudes who fuck fat bitches say "oh she's got some big ole titties!!!". WTF??? Of course she's got some big ole titties... CAUSE SHE'S FUCKING FAT. Telling this dude that she actually got paid to fuck dudes is only going to give his low standards having ass an excuse for convincing himself that she's somehow hot. I say just leave it alone untill he realizes on his own that she looks like a real life troll.

That is one busted ass porno smut. Good for her "getting out" before she got kicked out.

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"Mister Cee is best known for executive producing the Notorious B.I.G.'s debut album, Ready To Die, and working with Big Daddy Kane before that." ^So can we blame him for writing the line "she looked so good, I'd suck on her daddy's dick"? NH for even bringing that up.

"Officer I swear.... it was just a April fools joke. I wasn't really stealing this car, it was all just a prank."

^And this guy's suspect as fuck.

That's what smuts are good for.

She's a smut, bro.

It's mind boggling that this even needs to be broken down into statistics to be explained to some of the airheads on here. I can honestly say that I've never met a person in my life who defends the police with such fervor as some of these 12oz "mouth breathers".

Pics of fake dead hampster or I'm not April fooled.

If he'd have beat her more often, consequences would have never been the same.

When I was a little kid, this other little kid from my neighborhood had a dog named Damn-It.

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You gonna let your girl dictate what you can and can't name your dog? [ATTACH]157815.vB[/ATTACH]

Must spread some rep before giving it to Geezpot. Have a thumbs up instead.