give her the clap, then leave and get treated for it. then go back and fuck her again and get the clap again and get treated for it again. because i never did that. and never tell her she has the clap.
if women really want equal rights they should stop getting so butthurt over men leaving the toilet seat up. and crying about stuff too. that really makes em look bad.
there's an r. crumb comic about a little man that lives in a large reared woman's asshole. it's really funny. he climbs up through her digestive system and fucks her mouth from the inside out. but sometimes he has to vacate for fumigation.
Re: THE "HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE CHILDREN" THREAD............
i think if i had children at this stage in my life they would come out realllllly goofy (you know what i mean) as an act of karmic justice. or they would be harlequin babies or something just as horrifying.
only true if you have kids or live in an expensive are. or are a complete retard who spends too much money and doesn't know how to save or enjoy themselves without spending money constantly to fill the huge bottomless void in their lives caused by buying into our bullshit consumerist society /runonsentence.
i'm not married/nokids and don't buy much other than basic necessities and i'm comfortable.
but yo fuck that people need fresh new everything so they can fuck mad bitches and get the clap over and over.