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i dont sleep mothafucka off that yak and that bourbon doin 120 gettin head while im swervin 'damn natalie yous a crazy chick' yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick... jesus fails.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGoBLFa-ixk damn i wish i could get dust like this!!!

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i know a girl who: 1. told me how one time she had anal and when her bf pulled out there was a hersheys kiss on the end of his dick 2. was getting plowed doggy and sharted on the guy (same girl, diff guy) 3. put her hand down her pants to check for her period. she had it, then tried to wipe it on my friend. all the same girl. the first two were within the last 3 years, the 3rd one was a long time ago.

its not as original as you are lovely

i know someone who knew a month in advance about a drug test and still failed. how the fuck does that happen????how can anyone be so lazy/stupid??????

i agree

the other pic i had in mind= me getting banned

cuz im a street genius with a unique penis got fly chicks on my dick that dont even speak english

this guy is a madman. may have been posted. mostly DIY workouts. good for wrestling, boxing, etc. http://www.youtube.com/rossenamait

ignore the music...i wonder how much this guy can bench/deadlift

damn getting raped over an id i don't even want to know what would happen if you harm his family or do something that's actually really messed up

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this is making me hate graffiti

Re: mechanically seperated (processed) chicken... if you don't eat gross cured/processed meat with every meal then you're not american and you're also a fag.

hah

make him smoke crack until he's addicted then leave

beer shit on his face. overkill.

professor farnsworth from futurama. "Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood..."

barry was the man. we laughed, we cried, we made fun of his dialect. good times.

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Re: mechanically seperated (processed) chicken... the meat industry is a lot better than it used to be but it's still pretty fucking gross. you are what you eat. literally. the amino acids in that gross chicken paste are used by your body to repair stuff and carry out its daily processes. and all the corn, etc. used to feed livestock could feed lots of people.

you can smell it when people walk by with taco butt. fucking gross.