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where

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  1. I’ve always strained bordelaise but I like how rustic that looks, I’d probably avoid eating the whole peppercorns cause I’m a bitch. That sourdough tho.
  2. the pussy degrades on a linear expression relative to the circumference multiplied by experience
  3. handsome pouch, cant wait to sniff blow out an elephants nasal bone
  4. yea one of the things for me that really helped me stop was not being in traffic for hours a day I would always rip butts in the car but now sometimes when I'm driving around on the weekend without my kid I end up buying a pack, even more if I'm hanging out with anyone cause at least half of the people I know still smoke
  5. @Kultsdamn thats dope, i go weeks at a time without smoking but then end up smoking 2 packs on the weekends sometimes cause im a fucking clown. How have you been able to quit?
  6. Leave the toothpaste cap off overnight and chew on the crusty part instead of brushing, congratulations you just saved 2 1/2 minutes
  7. Put your phone smack dab in front of her face and she asks what the fuck you’re doing say “this is for the guys on the internet”
  8. like my doom said “treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut”
  9. My mom went to Portland and I told her to bring back some dope but all I got was this t shirt, fucking bitch
  10. if pro athletes got killed as much as rappers shit would change quick
  11. when doom said treat her like a daughter taught her how to bust a nut. i wasnt sure what he was saying and im still not
  12. like alexander graham with the telephone or thomas jefferson loved his......probably shouldnt tell that one
  13. Made a corned beef hash omelette and left it on warm in the oven while I trained in 10 degrees on some like rocky and ate that shit when I got back so I wouldn’t puke
  14. Definitely noticed this, that kitchen has panache and really good lighting
  15. I identify as one of those rectangle movie candy boxes.
  16. You sure they didn’t say face for radio?
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