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where

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  1. I’ve started calling diarrhea a smoothie cause it sounds nice. It’s a nice thing to say when the Missouri River is flowing out of my intestines. Eroding pieces of the toilet away over time. Cheers.
  2. Lucky it doesn’t snow in Australia cause you criminals would be fighting esp before you got let them take yurr guns
  3. His last words to them were “should have kept your mouth shut” so true lol
  4. Oh I fucking love to antagonize 3rd parties to fight while smoking, that’s honestly one of the things I miss with the pandemic, most fights can’t be stopped abruptly with a headbutt to the nose.
  5. my ex is at the bottom of that lake lol
  6. Watching liverpool suck, gonna go pick up this tray of wings i ordered before the blizzard gets too bad
  7. Bitches on tinder are like "Mommy to 3 kids, pretty laid back." Lies, those things are not compatible, theyre crazy side note , whores can get 3 c sections
  8. So he gets 6+ years with a woman that loves him before he dies, shit doesn’t sound horrible
  9. When in doubt behave like a criminally horny Japanese businessman
  10. Idk I might be totally wrong with this but after consulting the chart it says run up and bust on her like a Japanese businessman on the train
  11. either bust right when it starts ringing or do some maintenance strokes while on the phone
  12. When you call someone and they don’t answer so you start to crank one out but then they call back
  13. Lilly Singh?! #NotMyCarsonDaly - YouTube cringe
  14. where

    Gaming

    @Kultsprestige 3
  15. where

    Gaming

    @kults these new physics kinda suck no lie, the fast slide is cool but not having that combo is wack
  16. where

    Gaming

    how do you like the new map @Kults
  17. where

    Gaming

    you probably could have gotten a law degree in that amount of time holy shit
  18. where

    Gaming

    I have my midi keyboard on my coffee table rn and when I get kills I drop sound fx it makes it fun and increases the difficulty, someone is probably doing something like that on twitch but I can’t be arsed to look
  19. where

    Gaming

    8 weeks!!!!
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