JesusEzekielJesus

i like that song, but karma dont do shit for me

Hahahahaha!! (E thugs & procrastination)

Wings Shrimp Chips n a poorly made cheese dip Mcdonalds ass-nuggets And I just had me a chocolate martini

hahahaha! eh...yeah they're mine

They're still a dollar here, its the fries that went up. You get the happy meal fries for a dollar instead of regular. I prefer whataburger anyway.

who eats eyeballs? ....especially their own

"suck on those jugs!" hahaha

Zero because I'm still in class

A song I heard 2 minutes ago that made me question todays school system. Seriously, what the fuck makes people think that makes one seem more attractive or what have you.. Ladies...seriously, what would you honestly think if some dude approached you and says "Shawty what yo name is?" Honestly...

One time I was in a fitness center at a hotel and I was bored and just started cycling for 2 hours and just drinking water. The worst shit I've ever taken in my life

That song and whoever created it should get ass raped for eternity

oh god...

......WHY???

HAHAHA damn i had seen this one years ago!

Yea dane cook got played out fast. Being overly hyper and loud is NOT funny nor is it considered cool (take notes black people). I wish mitch hedberg was still alive :(

I agree that there is no such thing as luck. Just shit that happens at the wrong place at the wrong time and vice versa. ...but no I don't feel lucky yet

If you're talking about the albums after toxicity then they suck.

FOREVER!!!!! **ATWW cringes**

Re: Have you bitches ever had a crackhead try to sell you something?! No wai dewd!

Re: Have you bitches ever had a crackhead try to sell you something?! A homeless black man tried to sell my bf and I an iron from the bus stop while we were in our car. I thought about acting like we were interested and having him come up to our window....then speed away! ....just to fuck with him

I dont have a job..... :(

On a lil vacation in SA-Town San Antonio, Tx ...yay

Especially when it should have died numerous times, and ripped in half

YAY BUFFALOS!!!!