i pissed my pants in 3rd grade. I didnt want to kill the teacher that wouldnt let me go because "I should've gone at lunchtime"....fucking bitch.
Kids be watching too much CSI and shit, all trying to cover up their fucking dirty work with gloves. Their parents sure as fuck didnt teach them this.
"Remember Timmy, always wear gloves so the police wont trace your fingerprints"