UPS!

3-1 feels better than a sloppy blowjob. I don't think i've ever seen the Ravens offense look that good, other than the latter Superbowl run. What the fuck is up with the Saints?

Im sticking around until I drown, that's just the burden of the Captain. Viva la 12!

The Colts-Eagles game was one of the best i've seen in a while. Sproles popped the fuck off, looking like quite a pick-up for a 5th rounder... Im trying not to get too far ahead of myself but after last Thursday im pretty high on the Ravens. Week 1 was probably the most frustrating game i've seen them play at home in a long, long time. Alot is riding on this weeks' game in Cleveland, it seems the days of counting the Browns as two free wins are over.

Im sure im talking to like two people, but how are you guys feeling about your squads so far? There have been mad upsets and it looks like alot of conventional football ''knowledge'' is turning out to be complete shit.

I couldn't let the tradition die before it's scheduled death somewhere right before the playoffs.

600 fucking pokemon? God damn, I remember being on board with the first addition of some new janks but it was never the same. I wonder if that whole ''My Pokemon cards will be gold someday'' phenomenon will ever happen....

Must spread, or do we even bother saying that anymore? Thanks Bed, it's been a minute.

Id hit this...but wouldn't tell anyone. Then again anything round and brown around me is in imminent danger of my dick. ;)

Dudeman lived in my city, im no GWAR fan but he will be missed around here for his creative energy and bringing a different kind of vibe to an otherwise stalemate of a city. RIP

Condoms suck but abortions, kids, and $40 plan B suck worse. Just man up boats, if it's a gilr you only want to be a hoe just tell her you have to leave, walk her out, walk around the block and then back into your shit. If she's wifey material, then you start coming up with the golden lines about promises you made your Ma to help her with her yardwork and visitng sick kids in the hospital etc etc.

It's day to day, last night was amazing and today has been bland. Life seems to have a rythme to it, some days are meant to be good and some are meant to be boring and mind numbing. Overall seeing the real problems people around me have or the dumb shit people complain about on social media meaning their life is super fucking boring id say im doing well with the occassional shitty day. Fat asses no matter the color always make things better though.

Nope but if I did it wouldn't be honest or a mistake. Tpbm has seen Blade Runner and thought it was the worst movie they've seen in years.

DTKON: -that plays GTA and obeys the traffic laws -kisses his girl on the cheek as to not smear her lipstick -feels like he's cheating on his girl when he watches porn

Smash the brakes off of this one and then get her to buy me a bunch of shit.

Sounds rad, my brother is killing that stuff right now. Yeah my Mom is a champion as well, id be an awful human being without her love and support. Pops was more of a friend than a parent, his dad died on him young so I can't totally fault him. But now that im grown and successful isn't the time to be trying to come back into my life. Moms are the shit.

Dope song- Both singers have great voices for this type of music

Good to hear man, I don't know your personally but glad you've decided to make positive moves in your life. Im at a bit of a crossroads right now myself, I don't have any major problems per say it's more of a which direction do I go now? Keep us updated on your improvement. What are you going to school for? I just graduated and am fucking glad im done for a while.

It's pretty fucked how this shit operates, she just gives a name and you're on the hook and borderline getting hemmed up. You request simple information and they won't tell you shit... gotta love the system man. Too bad you're not rich enough to just keep it quiet like a congressman or judge.

Yeah you're right, that makes it worst though as they can finger me(/nh) alot easier knowing where I live and about me. You would think, but this is a state agency were talking about....probably the most incompetent level of government there is. I wish you the best fella, I would be ready to cut throats over this shit.

Damn son, this is like every guy's nightmare. I dealt with something similiar to this TWICE last year. The first girl was young, 19. I smashed a few times, got bored and then moved on. She calls me a month later and says she hasn't had her period since we boned.... after a minor heart attack I call her on her bullshit and she admits she made it up just to talk to me. I will never go under 21 again. The second girl I met at college. We hungout a few times, she was bad so I was actually playing the game with her. One night I bring her home, watch a movie, and then we go to the bed and start getting busy. I smashed shorty one time with a rubber on and then we stopped chilling after a dumb fight. She pulls the same shit, saying that she hasn't bleed in a month....so again I panic, a little less this time and talk to her. Another month later she claims she had a miscarriage or some bullshit and ask if I want to see her again.... noooope. Oh, and they were both black so DC's assumption is probably solid.

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So you don't like fucking chicks in the ass? It's pretty sweet, what are you the 37 year old virgin?

Not agreeing is fine, I can just feel the butthurt through the screen of certain oontzers.

Yeah id smash the fuck out of that...been craving chocolate lately anyway

That movie had some great moments but overall was a dissapointment.