UPS!

Witten is a legend, just going off the youth as the truth. Kaep is hella overrated, he may be top ten, but he's like 9-10. Dude can run but defenses have gotten alot better at containing the option and spread. Also after what's happened with RG3 I think guys are slowing their role. Raiders finally win...the Chiefs are probably suicidal right now, laughing stocks and they could have potentially made moves in the AFCW

What if everyone who acted all moralistic was actually a piece of shit deep down, and everyone who is a 'terrible' person and acts on their hedonistic ways in the open are actually the 'good' people?

A blonde 19 year old with tattoos and no stupid face piercings.

@ Bed, hahahah yeah, when we let ya'll have him I was relieved. Dude couldn't cover a bed with a blanket...when he was with us and the other team got a play of 25+ yards I already knew who had blown coverage. Little nigga loves to run his mouth too. As far as Witten > Ertz, career-wise yeah, but if I could take either player right now with everything considered, I'd take Ertz, dude will be a stud for a long time. Yeah, other than if the 49ers get hot out of nowhere, I don't see anyone in the NFC even keeping it close with the Pack. Seattle gives them fits too, but that's in Seattle...if they go on the road to Lambeu when it's 5 degrees, they ain't handling shit.

Not worth it amigo, especially if you like your job more than the cooze. Now what I would do is friend her ass, keep in touch and if anything ever happens with your job get up with her and fuck it till the brakes fall off.

That lumber yard warehouse story is amazing...jesus. On the flip side, that EA and the special needs girl...that seems to be the norm now, something similar happened in my district. People are fucking mental.

Trash the Euroslut on the bench, Smash the horsegum woman.

On a side note.... good fucking luck to anyone in the NFC... ain't nobody going into Lambeu in January and coming out victorious. God damn I love me some Aaron Rodgers. On the flip side the Patriots are looking like a fin sticking out of dark water...maybe we'll finally get the Patriots-Packers Superbowl the talking heads predict every fucking year. Denver ain't doing shit, The Bengals ain't doing shit, the Seahawks ain't doing shit, and no one in the NFCE is touching the pack, the only team who could pull their card is the 49ers.

Haha nah I didn't write that, mine would of been way funnier. Truth be told I love Brady (despite his preferential treatment by the zebras) Dude is arguably the greatest of all time, the numbers surely support him. Didn't watch the MNF game, I can(t) believe the Titans let the Steelers come back. The Ray-bay-bays are coming off a Bye, the Saints are in a tailspin and they just lost their FS & Brandon Cooks.....I wouldn't deem it a ''must win'' but if they can't pull off the W I think it's pretty safe to say the season is over, as competitive as the AFC is this year it will take a 10-6, maybe even an 11-5 record to get a WC spot. So do the damn thing boys... #cawcaw

Depends... how hot is she 1-10 and how much do you like your job 1-10?

I have assumptions but no certainties as to what that entails. So probably not, cause it doesn't sound like it involves women.

Because people make excuses about literally everything and want to blame their short comings on anything else..( The devil/god made me do it!) But then you get around enough people who have it, experience it somewhat yourself and you live an learn. I can easily see how people who don't drink much would think it's something fabricated or exaggerated.

Tony Soprano didn't work out at all, so I just donned my white fluffy ass polo robe, a fitted and my respirator and said I was the ghost of graffiti's past. (Shout-out to the actual Ghost of Graffiti's Past if you're still lurking on here). To be honest the shit went over better than Tony would have, no one my age knows about the Don of Don's. There were mad cuties out this year, but I swear ever girl was either a sugar skull, Sailor Moon or Wonder Woman.....oh well.

She, unlike that King of the Hill character above her could at least dome me up though.

Ehhhhh I'm down with the brown but I'd have to pass on thunder thighs. My standards fluctuate and I did just smash cheeks an hour ago but my cock is screaming noooope right now at the sight of that thing.

I'm no old faggot, 24 to be exact. But I have plenty of experience in this department. I dated a girl with a kid for almost 3 years because she was the hottest piece of ass I had ever had(still to this day) but in the end it was not worth it. Before you get in too deep, get out. Best advice I can send ya player, I will only bang, not date women with the childrens.

That's what I'm saying, certain teams get calls, some get called. Nature of the biz. In my 8 or so years as a Ravens fan that was probably the hardest game to watch/worse loss I've witnessed....last years games @ Denver and home against the Pats were pretty bad, and there were a few playoff defeats to the Steelers in Flacco's earlier years but last Sunday was disgusting on every front. Sports really are hyped the fuck out, they're wayyyy too important and emotional. People are getting stabbed and paralyzed, that's when shit has to calm the fuck down. The pundits are what I'm tired of listening to. These tools are the ficklest fucking people on Earth, they make bullshit predictions then when they get them wrong they pass it off like ''hey how can you guess football?''. Then when they get it right they act like they're a fucking swami. The last part says it all...I had the same conversation with a friend last night. The fans get more upset and emotionally involved than the players. These assholes just got embarrassed on national TV in front of millions and yet they're all smiles because they get paid whether they suck or not. And that is exactly why big juicy contracts have to go, change to a performance based set up with a fair base. Next year the Ravens have to pay 9.5million dollars of cap space to Ray Rice and lose that spending ability for doing the right thing. Fuck it, I knew this day would come and it seems like it's been here I just happened to realize it this week at the end of an ass kicking a la horrible play and horrible officiating.

I always wonder what the fuck your screen name means.

7 a day? Holy shit.... I tug it a few times a day if I can't see the girl but can't say I've hit that mark before. We're all weird and perverted, it's just about how much of it you let out.

Please elaborate.... no matter how bad my addiction gets I'd never go to a support group. Although id love to hear other people's stories and misery with it.

Drinking burr, listening to The Growlers and staring into the sun.

All I can say is the world needs alot more women that think like you do.... God I can't count how many times I was flirting hard with a cougar/milf and things were going swimmingly, only to have them put the brakes on because of my age. So what I'm your sons age, I'm not your fucking son! At least that hasn't stopped all of them....still plenty of grey fish in the sea.

That's the problem with telling she devils deep dark sexual secrets...we all have our kinks. That's another reason it's hard to not have a side chick, be a romantic to your girlfriend and a freak to your mistress....if only life were that simple again.

That is literally the epicenter of my problem....right now while I'm young, hung and dumb I just want to fuck any woman I can lure to my bed...which was working great... Then I met my girl, who is literally everything I have wanted in a woman(within reason), and could easily see her being the one if I ever want to settle down...the problem is I don't want that to happen anytime soon and now I feel stuck. I'm falling for her further and we're becoming more and more intricate in each others lives but I struggle on a daily basis not to sleep around and I would for the first time in my life actually regret doing so, but the urges are getting irresistible and I feel like I either need to get a grip or break up with her just so I won't hurt someone I love.

I really try to never blame the officiating and let me be clear, a game should never come down to one call...but robbing Flacco & Steve Smith of that 80 yarder has left me disgusted with football... somehow I feel like if that had been Brady or Manning we'd be seeing it all over sportscenter, but such is life in being a fan of a small market team. I'm pretty done with football right now to be honest...yes in part because I'm salty at how my team plays when I actually get to watch them, but the game feels pretty watered down this year. Too many games are blowouts or decided by suspect officiating. Three things that need to change in the NFL: 1. Officiating needs to be more consistent, too many times big plays get called back by something that has nothing to do with the play, or something that goes on constantly but only seems to get called at opportune moments. 2. There needs to be LESS teams, not more teams. With 32 teams in the league, there just aren't enough quality players as it is, and with the guarantee of injury, teams are consistently forced to field mediocre players who make the game uninteresting to watch. The number of teams should be cut in half, with 16 teams there would be a much higher quality of game and the league would not be dominated by 3 or 4 teams every season. 3. Big money contracts have to go. Simple enough, once players get paid they just simply aren't as driven and thus their play drops off, not always drastically but it happens in almost all cases. Why workout 6 days a week once you're guaranteed $10 million a year, regardless of how you play? It's bullshit, and alot of teams are going to be handcuffed on the business end by a handful of players.