UPS!

My homeboy and I are one in the same :wink2: I didn't directly say I made it in case I left some trace of my name or something on it, but ive looked it over and my identity is safe. Im glad for the warm reception, I appreciate you guys taking it. TDB, what do you want to know exactly? Each question is weighted for different reasons. Most of them I considered ever factor possible, long term and short term. If you have specific questions id be happy to answer them.

@ Hua/Christo The questions are scored considering all factors. The horse question wasn't a trick question, but if you said ''Ive never ridden, get on it anyway'' that's the worst answer over just trying to run. The AR-15 was a good choice, but the best was the Hunting Rifle. Consider weight, availibility of ammunition afterwards etc. etc. Like with the Vehicle question, about 70% of the people say a Truck with offroad capability...which sounds great, but the Truck would be loud as fuck, bulky and poor gas mileage. Thus it's a mediocre to poor answer.

That's still a top score, the average right now after atleast 50 people have taken it is a 56. My homegirl got a 75, and most of my boys are getting 50's and low 60's. Womp womp.

I knew this shit wouldn't happen, even if the promoter didn't puss out some politician or advocacy group would have it shut down. Although I want Zimmerdouche beat to a pulp, the less attention this human germ gets the better.

I don't know why we even respond to this fucking moron. He doesn't even come in here to play S or T, all he does is come in here and try to pull people's cards to distract himself from his pathetic life. I have never seen dude ever actually say smash, he just talks shit to people who actually play the game. The thread is suppose to be hilarious, and the criticism coming from a guy with perennial whiskey dick and a fat asian wife is comically sad.

No, it's just no one on here with a brain wants to argue with a child. You're a fucking retard and relentless about arguing uneducated points. That's why no one wants to play ball with you. You're not intellectually intimidating in the least, you're just not worth the time and effort.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Pink&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=d_P4Urf5OKXy0gG8mYCYDA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1356&bih=630 She's not FOB so of course you're not into her. Stop playing like you ever got decent pussy, you went from hoodrats to a mail order bride. What's ironic is some wigger who took his left hand to the prom is trying to clown on me.

That completely defeats the point. Im sure I could get a 100% but im not going to say im an expert horse rider or a gym rat when im not. You should try to take it seriously, being ex-military(aren't you?) you would have advantages most people would not.

Did you actually take it IR?

Once they ban guns in movie theatres will you still go?

Seems like an obvious to me. Ive smashed a jew before, but she was pale ass white Austrian descendent jew, girl was easily the freakiest ive ever been with though.

Damn, congratulation. You're the new second place. 80 still the score to beat, but 75 was the previous closest second.

Haha...atleast you're cowardly enough to admit it. I'd try to survive just to kill as many things as possible.

@ Injury, that is just the time assessment answer, if you scroll down it gives you a number out of 100. I think you got the 3rd best total out of 6 or 7. @ Schnitzel, so far you are the lowest score of the four of us who have taken it :p @ Hua/Christo, I was the same man. Aint no love in a zombie outbreak. I can't really ride a horse and I don't workout daily but otherwise I think my answers were solid. 80 is still the number to beat. My friends have been doing fucking horrible, 40's and mid 50's.

She listens to Pretty Lights, so im assuming she's actually hot but has a streak of some random color in her hair and a lip, eyebrow or nose ring. Oh and no job,

Never did and never will understand the infactuation of this cunt. She's not even hot, or talented. Amy Winehouse wasn't hot but had talent. Pink isn't talented but hot. This fucking boylady has nothing to offer.

It's not going to matter by the time the ''new'' site gets here, if this is all that's poppin on the oontz then I don't see what difference a new site is going to make. This shit has 9 pages but good threads average a handful of new post a day...

I know some of you fools watch the walking dead... I also am willing to bet some of you fools are into zombies. Personally im a huge fan of zombie noir and movies. Back in the day I read the Zombie survival guide and WWZ(The book is 1000000x's better than the movie) both are good reads even if you're not an undead enthusiast. That being said, and the lack of new threads I thought id post this here. My homie who is an even bigger zombie head than me made a questionare that is pretty good about asking zombie related shit. I scored an 80/100. If you're bored or into zombie you should take it and post your score. http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/utscore.php?id=133672

I stopped reading as soon as this dude mentioned Jesus giving him strength.

You sound like a faggot who practices karate moves in your living room.

I agree with you 100% but this show is an anomaly. It doesn't glorify them at all or make them out to be some type of heroes. You should definitely check it out, I love it and I hate shows about cops and police nonsense.

I mean I know 12oz is dead and dying, but when the most active thread is some fucking loser trolling and lying about a bunch of shit in an almost non-coherent manner that's not DAO, im starting to wonder if it's time to just pull the plug.

Easily the worst Superbowl ive ever seen, probably in history. Peyton Manning is a glorified choke artist, I don't ever want to hear this nonsense that he is arguably the best QB in history again. When your first snap is a safety....yeah, I kind of figured at that point the game was going to be a dissapointment. Kind of glad the Donkeys got curbed stomped, Elway is a fucking douche and I have never liked forehead. Please talk more about his regular season stats, that's all he'll ever have. Seahawks D was arguably the best ive seen, I was young when the 2000 Ravens played, but the NY Giants offense scored 0 on that D. Bottomline, that was one of the worst games ive ever watched, thank god the Superbowl party I was at was dope.

Unlike your punk ass I wouldn't even consder wasting the time to wade through pages of questionable cooze just to prove a point. Im sure like everything else you never identify which ones you'd dick, even though most of the chicks in this thread are too good for you. You just talk shit and judge others with your little man syndrome. Since you love challenges, post up a picture of your wife or shut the fuck up. Somehow im under the impression you could post up a picture of Charley Chan and get away with it.

Greastest thread in history....god damn I love being an ass man.