UPS!

I already knew you were a fucking retard, but it's hilarious everytime you reprove it. No where in this thread did I ever ask anyone's opinion on my situation, but simply their own experience. Put the bottle of Steel Reserve down and work on your reading comprehension. Again at no point did I ask for any of you low life to vindicate my choice of ham wallet homie, not to mention it's funny that you're calling her a granny when yall probably could of been in the same graduation class :lol:

No not at all, her shit is actually pretty tight. She told me her husband had a tiny dick, so other than the two kids...there hasnt been a whole lot of stretching over the years. No nasty scars, both vagina shits. Yes she sucked my dick alot actually, and yes, milf head is like fat chick head without the akward humiliation you feel having a whale choke on your skin flute.

@ Boats n Hoes... I was pissed god damn it, im allowed to rant and vent if I damn well please. Ive been here year in year out, im not going anywhere. If I didnt give up after that AFCCG to NE after the infamous strip and missed FG, im on the Ravens ship for good, no matter how many icebergs. Plus you know, my team did just win the fucking Superbowl..... being a fan of an AFC team you should be happy with every Ravens lose, because if Bmore's in the playoffs you better hide yo kids & hide yo wife.... Still im disgusted with the play today....and it still was only a 3 point game, the Bills are gaaaaaabage.

There will be no fist banging, despite two kids that snatch is decently tight. The roleplay was nothing like that sadly... basically one time she got me to act like I was an electrician making a house call...I barely had to do anything to dress the part but I sold it like Broadway. In return I got her to do Velma from Scooby Doo for me....not only did she pull it off perfectly but she was really cool about the execution. She told me what day and when she was coming over, so I was chilling at the casa waiting...and I get a phone call from her. She said something along the lines of ''Hello, this is Velma from the whatever whatever paranormal activity service, weve heard there has been some strange things going on in your neighborhood and ill be conducting an interview if that's alright with you?'' So she rolls in dressed in a red skirt, nerd shoes & glasses, orange sweater and man did I fuck her into tomorrow. @ Cool_Hand, ill see what I can do. I had a great picture of them she sent me but lost it on my previous phone. Ill ask her to send me a picture in the coming week. She's got tig ole bitties.

No I havent fisted her. We did do some roleplay though, that was mucho bueno. Other than that nothing too crazily kinky. I did wake up one time while we were on vacation in NY and she was raping me while I was asleep....hell of a way to wake up. Not to mention it's nice to be able to cum in a beezy and not have to worry about kiddies.

Seriously our offense can eat a dick. Joe's been my man for the past 5 years but so far this year he is playing like a fucking noob. Yes the Oline sucks, yes we don't have a run game, yes our WR's and TE's are some of the worst in the league but fucking christ the guy was handing out INT's today. Worst fucking game ive ever seen, honestly I dont even find joy in watching football lately, I might skip next week and see if im happier spending my time doing something worth while.

This is the worst game ive seen the Ravens play, it's worse than the Denver game. Im beyond disgusted, and the saddest part of the whole thing is were still in it but not a good enough team to make it happen. 4 INT's...fuck you Joe.

''So fellow Oontzers, any of you get down with the older women or have a similiar situation?''

Im not going to ever seriously settle down with this woman, im pretty good at thinking ahead. Flingy dating while she still has 5-10 more years of good looks wouldnt be too bad. Ive got too many irons in the fire anyway, im no where close to being with just one woman.

:lol: She actually looks really good for her age, I wouldnt bang a grandma or a look-a-like.

. I retract my whinning.

So... This guy had PTSD Two Malicious shootings prior to this one And he contacted the police and told them aliens were controlling his brain with microwaves... Our government is a fucking joke, what is the point to all of these fully funded ''security'' agencies when everytime something like this happens there is a myriad of red flags on these fucking losers who carry them out? I wish it was the governments and police's families being mowed down instead, then maybe they'd give a fuck.

Funny, she's asked me before to get more serious and I was the one who was skeptic. Im more than ok being a flesh dildo for a milf, but trust me theres alot more to it than that.

Yes. Im 23, she's 42.

So...it seems like no one ever spills their personal life on here anymore...so in comes me. Basically I met an older woman on campus two years ago. It was like some corny scene out of a movie, we met in the park in autumn, I was a Junior, she was doing research for the university. She's tall, auburn hair, just a real good looking woman with that Velma from scooby do swag. We clicked right away and began chatting away as an hour eclipsed in no time. I had a feeling that she was into me but I wasn't sure if she was just being friendly and was flattered to have a younger guy pay her attention. I made moves though, got her digits and kept in touch with her. Fast forward a little and weve since banged many a time, been on vacation together, and spent a fair amount of time together. It's always great when we go out, we obviously get stares, some confused, some disgust, some envious. The best part is pissing ''traditional'' people off, and making friends with those who think it's awesome what we do. She has two kids...which, I hate children, don't want any, don't usually like even being around them but her two kids are great and they're young enough that it's not weird. Her son is cool as shit, and her daughter is a sweetheart. For obvious reasons we arent ''together'', we had even stopped talking but reconnected the other day and it was special to see her again, and im back to being unsure what to do...other than muff dive her. So fellow Oontzers, any of you get down with the older women or have a similiar situation?

27-19 so far.

DTN who sits when he pees

49ers looking soft the last few games. NFC West hella overrated and over-hyped. Seattle is the real fucking deal though. 49ers still making the playoffs though.

Baltimore at Buffalo Cincinnati at Cleveland Chicago at Detroit NY Giants at Kansas City Arizona at Tampa Bay Indianapolis at Jacksonville Seattle at Houston Pittsburgh at Minnesota NY Jets at Tennessee Washington at Oakland Philadelphia at Denver Dallas at San Diego New England at Atlanta MON, SEP 30 Miami at New Orleans

NINERS! I swear thats what I was going to pick anyway my phones been dead and I just remembered.

Debate is a better word than argue, I was asking why you defined it as ugly play sincerely. The INT wasn't lucky IMO, Schaub made a bad throw into traffic, Smith got in front of it and took it to the house. As for Punt returns, to me those are always a thing of luck, Doss hasn't exactly set the football world on fire...maybe they didn't think he had it in him. Flacco did have several three and outs in the first half, again 3 of those times he started on the 7, the 1, and the 5 consecutively...kind of hard to move the ball when you're throwing from under the goal post. I'm not an apologist for Joe, I agree he has been a little lack luster, but I feel like he played great @ Denver and was severely let down by drops. The Browns have always played the Ravens tough, the last five games have all been that way, as long as Bmore gets the W, I don't care what the stats and scores are. As for the Texans game, they have a great defense that knows our offense and again a lot of it has to do with who Joe's throwing to and the play calling. For the first half they tried frivolously to establish a run game...and it just wasn't happening. It was reminiscent of Cam Cameron, run-run-deep pass. In the second half the motor finally got going but at that point there was no point to go crazy, extend the drives, run the clock down, take the W.

How do you call 30-9 ugly play? The defense didn't allow a touchdown, special teams scored a TD, and the offense although malignant by no ones standards did what they had to do. Joe was a master with the hard and off counts pulling the Texans offsides and calling their bluff. The only thing im worried about is the run game, hopefully Ray Rice will come back better than he was the first two weeks.

Unless people watch the games you can't judge. Regardless of what anyone says Bmore is still the team to beat in the AFC other than the Broncos. Texans are mad over-rated as always, feels good to send them home with their tail between their legs after last years thumping. The defense is playing insane right now, after they settled down on the stupid penalties in the first half it was lights out. Two games, no touchdowns allowed. Finally got the first turn over of the year, and a sexy pick-six at that. The kid Tanden Doss finally doing something for the Ravens, glad to have him back...it took long enough. Everyone talking about our offense obviously doesn't know shit/didn't watch the game. No Ray Rice, No Dennis Pitta, No Jacoby Jones.....Joe is throwing to Torrey Smith, two guys who are 35 years old, and a handful of no name rookies. Not to mention the Texans special teams had the offense pinned back inside their own 5 on three separate occasions. Once JJ comes back, Marlon Brown has had more time to evolve and Rice is back in the line up, everything will be gravy baby, Ravens are going to run a train on the AFC come December...

Cannot wait for this Sunday, I got HBO just for this show and Boardwalk. Pound for pound, line for line, no show delivers more lolz than EB & D. ''Well...if you're looking for someone to pick on do it to that kid, cause I aint looking.''

The Eagles are looking hella exposed right now... Chiefs could easily be a WC, the AFC West will send two teams to the playoffs this year probably. Alex Smith is a damn good QB, call him a game manager or whatever but he doesn't turn the ball over, he can run, he can throw, the red zone scoring just needs to improve. The homie Al is right though, it's the defense that is winning them the games, Alex Smith just doesn't fuck things up, he gets points on the board, and he milks the clock. Thats exactly how Bmore won in 2000, except that defense was top 5 in NFL history. Chiefs probably go 9-7 and get the 6th spot.